Santa ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha,
Santa ne new sim khareed kar usko sms kiya:
"maine wo number band kar diya hai
ab tera baap bhi mujhe tang nahi kar sakta "
What did one Frenchman say to the other?
I have no idea; I don’t spe
What do you get when you wake up on a workday and realize you ran out of coffee?
Me After Doing 5 minutes of study for exams...
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Maine Bahut
When people go underwater in scary movies, I like to hold my breath and see if I w
Alag Alag Desho Ke bf Jab Apni gf Ko Call Karte Hai To Kya Bolte Hai
 
When Someone Replies To Me In English
When Someone Replies To Me In English
BF- मैंने पूछा चाँद से कि देखा है कहीं म
Some Pictures Speak Louder Than Words
Some Pictures Speak Louder Than Words
Diya Jalane Ko Bola Tha Patakhe Fod Diye
Diya Jalane Ko Bola Tha Patakhe Fod Diye
No Need To Say Which One Is The Poisonous One
No Need To Say Which One Is The Poisonous One