Santa ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha,
Santa ne new sim khareed kar usko sms kiya:
"maine wo number band kar diya hai
ab tera baap bhi mujhe tang nahi kar sakta "
America = Humare yahan 90% shaadiyan e-mail se hoti hai..
Santa = Kya baat
Yo Momma Stupid
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
During These Days Ghar Ka Sabun
During These Days Ghar Ka Sabun
Wife jo hai begum hamari..
wo mil nahi rahi
When I came out of my house after 21 days of lockdowns
When I came out of my house after 21 days of lockdowns
Ladka Aditi Ko Purpose Kar Raha Thha
Boy: “Ye Raat, Ye Subah, Ye Hawa, Ye Chand, Ye Ghatayen, Ye Nadia, Ye Kinare
Relatives - Beta Ise Apna Ghar Samjh Ke Hi raho
Relatives - Beta Ise Apna Ghar Samjh Ke Hi raho..
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.
She
Teacher (आलिया से): आलिया, बताओ 3*4 कितना हु
No One
Gali Me sab Aunty Log
Khush toh hoge tum,
baat hi kuch aisi hai,
1st april jo ho rahi ha
