Big, fat Santa bounded through my halls;
He made everything shake, even the walls.
He ate all my cookies,
Drank all my milk;
He had heavy boots,
And a coat made of silk.
Over his back he carried the toys;
Some of them, a lot of them, even made noise.
He smelled like fresh, tobacco smoke;
He gave my favorite tree an irritated poke.
A grumpy look came upon his face;
This guy is crazy, and I bet he carries a mace.
He reached into his bag, so I thought for gold,
But out he pulled, a big lump of coal.
With an angry look, he set it down with ease;
Then walked up to my chimney, and squeezed his nose.
I'll never forget the obese man in red;
I'll hate him forever, until the day I am dead.
What has happened is never spoken,
And everything around me has been broken.
Ther
You're the best thing to happen to me,
So let our love fly free.
You're my dream
May your blessings be many
and your troubles be few.
And may you feel God's prese
Life is a long-distance journey
With ups and downs,
Twist and turns,
With
Whenever I am lonely,
You're always by my side,
And when I call to you for help,<
Time is like the wind,
Slow and smooth.
Time can change swiftly,
Fast and
Two old friends met on the street,
Hadn't talked in many a year;
"How's your fami
Whosever room this is should be ashamed!
His underwear is hanging on the lamp.
Hi
your eyes are so dreamy
your lips are so soft
your body is so lovely
why
Take me back to those simpler times
When all I sang were nursery rhymes,
When ste
