Big, fat Santa bounded through my halls;
He made everything shake, even the walls.
He ate all my cookies,
Drank all my milk;
He had heavy boots,
And a coat made of silk.
Over his back he carried the toys;
Some of them, a lot of them, even made noise.
He smelled like fresh, tobacco smoke;
He gave my favorite tree an irritated poke.
A grumpy look came upon his face;
This guy is crazy, and I bet he carries a mace.
He reached into his bag, so I thought for gold,
But out he pulled, a big lump of coal.
With an angry look, he set it down with ease;
Then walked up to my chimney, and squeezed his nose.
I'll never forget the obese man in red;
I'll hate him forever, until the day I am dead.
A bunch of flowers,
A homemade cake,
That special gift,
A birthday steak.
Girls!
They protect you!
Mind you, correct you!
In ways you never thought
I shuffled down the hallway
Trying to stay out of view
Peeking down the walkway
We have something that holds us together,
Something that made us both better,
Som
You've got quite an easy style
with a tender heart to match,
and how you'd wear a
Together we may struggle
but without you all I feel is pain.
Sometimes I may seem
My darling, remember those days long ago,
When we both held hands through rain and snow?<
They put me in the oven to bake.
Me, a deprived and miserable cake.
Feeling the h
I've never been the type to say what I feel
So basically I keep everything inside
The people upstairs all practice ballet
Their living room is a bowling alley
Thei
