Big, fat Santa bounded through my halls;
He made everything shake, even the walls.
He ate all my cookies,
Drank all my milk;
He had heavy boots,
And a coat made of silk.
Over his back he carried the toys;
Some of them, a lot of them, even made noise.
He smelled like fresh, tobacco smoke;
He gave my favorite tree an irritated poke.
A grumpy look came upon his face;
This guy is crazy, and I bet he carries a mace.
He reached into his bag, so I thought for gold,
But out he pulled, a big lump of coal.
With an angry look, he set it down with ease;
Then walked up to my chimney, and squeezed his nose.
I'll never forget the obese man in red;
I'll hate him forever, until the day I am dead.
A rose for every year,
many smiles for every tear
Way more of the first than ever
Everyone is searching
for the missing piece in life.
The key to unlock the door
It's getting late, I must go
I had a beer where did it go
I had to pee. I know it
Look at the beauty in her eyes,
a glow that shines like the sunrise.
Her sm
You're the beauty in the sunrise,
The soft warmth shining in the trees.
Joyful li
You broke my heart
And won't repair it
You took my love
and won't give it
Whosever room this is should be ashamed!
His underwear is hanging on the lamp.
Hi
My love for you is like the raging sea,
So powerful and deep it will forever be.
We have something that holds us together,
Something that made us both better,
Som
How do I love thee?
Let me count the ways
I love the way you love the real me
