Big, fat Santa bounded through my halls;
He made everything shake, even the walls.
He ate all my cookies,
Drank all my milk;
He had heavy boots,
And a coat made of silk.
Over his back he carried the toys;
Some of them, a lot of them, even made noise.
He smelled like fresh, tobacco smoke;
He gave my favorite tree an irritated poke.
A grumpy look came upon his face;
This guy is crazy, and I bet he carries a mace.
He reached into his bag, so I thought for gold,
But out he pulled, a big lump of coal.
With an angry look, he set it down with ease;
Then walked up to my chimney, and squeezed his nose.
I'll never forget the obese man in red;
I'll hate him forever, until the day I am dead.
To Taste The Sweet Perfection Of Your Embrace
I have been lucky enough to feel your touch
You are my love and to me you mean so much
I've fallen in love
with the man of my dreams.
He left all his clues
and
I shuffled down the hallway
Trying to stay out of view
Peeking down the walkway
It's strange the things you remember
And the things you seem to forget.
It's a ja
Like a daisy in the sun,
she's my friend, she's no.1,
she is as sweet as a chocol
Look at the beauty in her eyes,
a glow that shines like the sunrise.
Her sm
You know the thing... right?
The thing that makes you feel good
The thing that ma
Oh my soul, be thou quiet
This is not 'another diet'
Just a program of exchange
As I lay here in the dark by your side,
You bring me great love, and I feel great pride.<
I messed up today, not something I wanted to do.
I ruined a relationship by going off on
