Big, fat Santa bounded through my halls;
He made everything shake, even the walls.
He ate all my cookies,
Drank all my milk;
He had heavy boots,
And a coat made of silk.
Over his back he carried the toys;
Some of them, a lot of them, even made noise.
He smelled like fresh, tobacco smoke;
He gave my favorite tree an irritated poke.
A grumpy look came upon his face;
This guy is crazy, and I bet he carries a mace.
He reached into his bag, so I thought for gold,
But out he pulled, a big lump of coal.
With an angry look, he set it down with ease;
Then walked up to my chimney, and squeezed his nose.
I'll never forget the obese man in red;
I'll hate him forever, until the day I am dead.
I called you late last night
because I needed a friend.
But you, of course, didn'
Relationships are like lemons,
sour but sometimes sweet,
a kiss is like a cherry,
I'm living in my little world.
I'm happy there, it's okay.
It's much more fun tha
Why Did I Break Up With The Guy I Love?
You poison me with your eyes,
Your lips curving, drawing me in.
How can you trust
Time flies and memories fade.
People change and new friendships are made.
Only th
To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the loving cup,
Whe
Words simply can't describe
My feelings for you,
For my feelings are so many,
It has meant so much
Having you as a friend.
You will always be a part of me
We didn't grow up together.
We didn't start as friends.
When we first got togethe
But I have to be honest
I just don't know-how
My heart aches
For yet anot
