Big, fat Santa bounded through my halls;
He made everything shake, even the walls.
He ate all my cookies,
Drank all my milk;
He had heavy boots,
And a coat made of silk.
Over his back he carried the toys;
Some of them, a lot of them, even made noise.
He smelled like fresh, tobacco smoke;
He gave my favorite tree an irritated poke.
A grumpy look came upon his face;
This guy is crazy, and I bet he carries a mace.
He reached into his bag, so I thought for gold,
But out he pulled, a big lump of coal.
With an angry look, he set it down with ease;
Then walked up to my chimney, and squeezed his nose.
I'll never forget the obese man in red;
I'll hate him forever, until the day I am dead.
The joke was very funny
She laughed a lot of tears
When suddenly her eye fell out
Love me tomorrow, for it is a new day
Love me again like you did the first day
Lo
I never really knew you.
You were just another friend,
But when I got to know you
We fight we struggle
We kick and scream
Please let us back in
And wake us
It's the way you say I love you and the way you hold my hand.
There's just so much about
Until I met you my heart stood still
Like the moon and the sun
Their love is true
The best kinds of people are warm and kind.
They are always there and they never mind.
It's getting late, I must go
I had a beer where did it go
I had to pee. I know it
There once was this girl.
She had the most beautiful face.
Her eyes shone like di
If not for you, I wouldn’t know
What true love meant.
I’d never feel
