Big, fat Santa bounded through my halls;
He made everything shake, even the walls.
He ate all my cookies,
Drank all my milk;
He had heavy boots,
And a coat made of silk.
Over his back he carried the toys;
Some of them, a lot of them, even made noise.
He smelled like fresh, tobacco smoke;
He gave my favorite tree an irritated poke.
A grumpy look came upon his face;
This guy is crazy, and I bet he carries a mace.
He reached into his bag, so I thought for gold,
But out he pulled, a big lump of coal.
With an angry look, he set it down with ease;
Then walked up to my chimney, and squeezed his nose.
I'll never forget the obese man in red;
I'll hate him forever, until the day I am dead.
Green is so important
Because we see it all around
It's up very high on the trees
I see people laughing and joking all around,
but on my face there is no smile; instead, t
I am worthy. There is nothing
that can or will happen today that
could convince m
Love me tomorrow, for it is a new day
Love me again like you did the first day
Lo
My turn signal wasn’t working,
So I asked for help from a friend.
"Stand be
To love another with all of your heart
Can be seen as a work of art.
You know the thing... right?
The thing that makes you feel good
The thing that ma
Baby, I guess it was never meant to be.
I miss what we used to be,
but baby, can'
It's getting late, I must go
I had a beer where did it go
I had to pee. I know it
I look into a broken mirror,
I seek to see why I am still living.
when I look aro
