Big, fat Santa bounded through my halls;
He made everything shake, even the walls.
He ate all my cookies,
Drank all my milk;
He had heavy boots,
And a coat made of silk.
Over his back he carried the toys;
Some of them, a lot of them, even made noise.
He smelled like fresh, tobacco smoke;
He gave my favorite tree an irritated poke.
A grumpy look came upon his face;
This guy is crazy, and I bet he carries a mace.
He reached into his bag, so I thought for gold,
But out he pulled, a big lump of coal.
With an angry look, he set it down with ease;
Then walked up to my chimney, and squeezed his nose.
I'll never forget the obese man in red;
I'll hate him forever, until the day I am dead.
I see you looking at your children,
Wondering what their lives will be.
If you ve
I ne'er was struck before that hour
With love so sudden and so sweet.
Her face it
We fight we struggle
We kick and scream
Please let us back in
And wake us
Amazing and beautiful,
not a flower or a tree.
Much prettier than that,
a
My turn signal wasn’t working,
So I asked for help from a friend.
"Stand be
What can I do to love you?
For I’m charmed by you,
Your beauty.
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Oh my soul, be thou quiet
This is not 'another diet'
Just a program of exchange
A friend is not just someone who hangs out with you.
A friend is someone who cares about
From the moment our eyes met,
My soul could never forget.
You handed me your numb
You told me not to fart mom,
so I didn't eat the beans.
You told me it would smel
