Big, fat Santa bounded through my halls;
He made everything shake, even the walls.
He ate all my cookies,
Drank all my milk;
He had heavy boots,
And a coat made of silk.
Over his back he carried the toys;
Some of them, a lot of them, even made noise.
He smelled like fresh, tobacco smoke;
He gave my favorite tree an irritated poke.
A grumpy look came upon his face;
This guy is crazy, and I bet he carries a mace.
He reached into his bag, so I thought for gold,
But out he pulled, a big lump of coal.
With an angry look, he set it down with ease;
Then walked up to my chimney, and squeezed his nose.
I'll never forget the obese man in red;
I'll hate him forever, until the day I am dead.
Be The Best Of Whatever You Are
If you can't be a pine on the top of the hill,
Be a scrub in the valley — but
I see people laughing and joking all around,
but on my face there is no smile; instead, t
I know how it is to need money--
As much as I can get;
My teenager goes to the ma
She is unique.
Every time I see her
I just can't seem to know how to speak.
To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the loving cup,
Whe
my sleeping angel
I opened my eyes and saw an angel
I took his hand and he lead m
Sit up straight, speak with grace
Be a lady, fashionably late.
Always walk tall,
I live with depravity,
Pressure like gravity.
Why can't they just see
I w
I wish not to love you much,
Only to love you well.
Much is but a quantity,
Here I am, stumbling down the street
The rain's pouring down
I'm staring at my fe
