Big, fat Santa bounded through my halls;
He made everything shake, even the walls.
He ate all my cookies,
Drank all my milk;
He had heavy boots,
And a coat made of silk.
Over his back he carried the toys;
Some of them, a lot of them, even made noise.
He smelled like fresh, tobacco smoke;
He gave my favorite tree an irritated poke.
A grumpy look came upon his face;
This guy is crazy, and I bet he carries a mace.
He reached into his bag, so I thought for gold,
But out he pulled, a big lump of coal.
With an angry look, he set it down with ease;
Then walked up to my chimney, and squeezed his nose.
I'll never forget the obese man in red;
I'll hate him forever, until the day I am dead.
I'm no longer whole
And sadly neither is he
We've been locked out by pain
I Am Always There - You're Never Alone
When you're feeling down and blue,
And life is being cruel to you,
Just remember
Who are you?
Where is the guy that I once knew?
Where did my friend go
an
Get that nit comb through those strands,
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Naught
Buzz, buzz in your ear,
A bumblebee follows you everywhere.
I am that bee, can't
What is love?
Love is a dangerous thing,
But once you find the one,
It al
My turn signal wasn’t working,
So I asked for help from a friend.
"Stand be
She has a special way
Of turning around my terrible day.
She makes all the bad th
Take Me To The Center Of Your Soul
Take Me to the center of your soul
show me where you hide
lead me
You may see me struggle,
but you won't see me fall.
Regardless if I'm weak or not
