Big, fat Santa bounded through my halls;
He made everything shake, even the walls.
He ate all my cookies,
Drank all my milk;
He had heavy boots,
And a coat made of silk.
Over his back he carried the toys;
Some of them, a lot of them, even made noise.
He smelled like fresh, tobacco smoke;
He gave my favorite tree an irritated poke.
A grumpy look came upon his face;
This guy is crazy, and I bet he carries a mace.
He reached into his bag, so I thought for gold,
But out he pulled, a big lump of coal.
With an angry look, he set it down with ease;
Then walked up to my chimney, and squeezed his nose.
I'll never forget the obese man in red;
I'll hate him forever, until the day I am dead.
I messed up today, not something I wanted to do.
I ruined a relationship by going off on
Sit up straight, speak with grace
Be a lady, fashionably late.
Always walk tall,
When I met you, my life changed
Don't know when this feeling came
I got out of be
Listen to my heart as it screams your name.
Look into my eyes as you fix the pain.
<A friend is someone we turn to
when our spirits need a lift,
A friend is someone
What has happened is never spoken,
And everything around me has been broken.
Ther
Sorry
It is a word
It has no substance
I cannot hold it
Nor can I
Love is beautiful and great.
When you find the right person, it will be fate.
My
Of all the things I've ever said,
Of all the tears I've ever shed,
Of all the thi
My mirror is broken, or at least it seems to be,
for today I discovered an old man starin
