Big, fat Santa bounded through my halls;
He made everything shake, even the walls.
He ate all my cookies,
Drank all my milk;
He had heavy boots,
And a coat made of silk.
Over his back he carried the toys;
Some of them, a lot of them, even made noise.
He smelled like fresh, tobacco smoke;
He gave my favorite tree an irritated poke.
A grumpy look came upon his face;
This guy is crazy, and I bet he carries a mace.
He reached into his bag, so I thought for gold,
But out he pulled, a big lump of coal.
With an angry look, he set it down with ease;
Then walked up to my chimney, and squeezed his nose.
I'll never forget the obese man in red;
I'll hate him forever, until the day I am dead.
Why Did I Break Up With The Guy I Love?
You poison me with your eyes,
Your lips curving, drawing me in.
How can you trust
The hate that I feel inside for you
For all the crappy things you have put them through
Fumbling, stumbling,
around in the dark.
Fighting, igniting,
flames from
A million stars up in the sky.
One shines brighter - I can't deny.
A love so prec
Dear friend, let me say
something on this special day
Though we are far apart,
Darkness unfolds when one man's touch
Caresses the body you cherish so much
You c
Taking a romantic ride today,
We sat upon the wagon.
Suddenly the horse lifted hi
I know how it is to need money--
As much as I can get;
My teenager goes to the ma
"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"
Are the words you'd hear Will Shakespeare say.<
I don't have a controller,
And I don't have a screen,
I don't need to be plugged
