Big, fat Santa bounded through my halls;
He made everything shake, even the walls.
He ate all my cookies,
Drank all my milk;
He had heavy boots,
And a coat made of silk.
Over his back he carried the toys;
Some of them, a lot of them, even made noise.
He smelled like fresh, tobacco smoke;
He gave my favorite tree an irritated poke.
A grumpy look came upon his face;
This guy is crazy, and I bet he carries a mace.
He reached into his bag, so I thought for gold,
But out he pulled, a big lump of coal.
With an angry look, he set it down with ease;
Then walked up to my chimney, and squeezed his nose.
I'll never forget the obese man in red;
I'll hate him forever, until the day I am dead.
May your blessings be many
and your troubles be few.
And may you feel God's prese
You are my sunshine.
You are my shining star.
Everything I'm not,
You are
When into sorrow, my poor soul sinks
When a sound of despair in my heart rings
I'
No other friend is quite like you.
No other friend could do exactly what you do.
We've all been through thick.
We've all been through thin.
We've all been to the
When I am without her,
the sun doesn't shine as brightly.
When I am without her,<
I'm so sorry I missed your birthday.
A special day, I know it's true.
But birthda
I think your sweet, your smiles the best
your laugh bring flutters to my chest
yo
If one name is but a glimpse of their soul
Then we are simple machines on cruise control<
To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the loving cup,
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