Big, fat Santa bounded through my halls;
He made everything shake, even the walls.
He ate all my cookies,
Drank all my milk;
He had heavy boots,
And a coat made of silk.
Over his back he carried the toys;
Some of them, a lot of them, even made noise.
He smelled like fresh, tobacco smoke;
He gave my favorite tree an irritated poke.
A grumpy look came upon his face;
This guy is crazy, and I bet he carries a mace.
He reached into his bag, so I thought for gold,
But out he pulled, a big lump of coal.
With an angry look, he set it down with ease;
Then walked up to my chimney, and squeezed his nose.
I'll never forget the obese man in red;
I'll hate him forever, until the day I am dead.
We had our good days and we had our bad,
I thought I would never forget the times we had.
Once a year we celebrate
with stupid hats and plastic plates
the fact that you we
We didn't grow up together.
We didn't start as friends.
When we first got togethe
When you love and hold me without any fear
Happiness spreads throughout the atmosphere.
Happy Birthday to my very best friend.
Your special day has come by again.
We had
I am worthy. There is nothing
that can or will happen today that
could convince m
Everyone is searching
for the missing piece in life.
The key to unlock the door
The joke was very funny
She laughed a lot of tears
When suddenly her eye fell out
May your blessings be many
and your troubles be few.
And may you feel God's prese
I love your eyes and your soft sighs.
I love your inner beauty, too.
I love the w
