Big, fat Santa bounded through my halls;
He made everything shake, even the walls.
He ate all my cookies,
Drank all my milk;
He had heavy boots,
And a coat made of silk.
Over his back he carried the toys;
Some of them, a lot of them, even made noise.
He smelled like fresh, tobacco smoke;
He gave my favorite tree an irritated poke.
A grumpy look came upon his face;
This guy is crazy, and I bet he carries a mace.
He reached into his bag, so I thought for gold,
But out he pulled, a big lump of coal.
With an angry look, he set it down with ease;
Then walked up to my chimney, and squeezed his nose.
I'll never forget the obese man in red;
I'll hate him forever, until the day I am dead.
If you think you can reach the sky,
Why don't you flap your wings to fly?
Always
I'm resting here quite regally,
The feature of the table.
Surrounded by potatoes
It's getting late, I must go
I had a beer where did it go
I had to pee. I know it
A friend is someone we turn to
when our spirits need a lift,
A friend is someone
My love for you is unconditional and enduring.
To you, I promise to always be reassuring.
Life's brevity, so bittersweet,
depends upon just one heartbeat.
Brief as dusk an
Love. Is that what I crave?
If it is, then why can't I find it?
Hate. Does that m
Until I met you my heart stood still
Like the moon and the sun
Their love is true
What do I see in you? Oh boy. Oh boy,
I see mountains and rivers a lifetime of joy,
Ever since
I laid eyes on you,
I knew for a fact
This was a dream come tr
