Big, fat Santa bounded through my halls;
He made everything shake, even the walls.
He ate all my cookies,
Drank all my milk;
He had heavy boots,
And a coat made of silk.
Over his back he carried the toys;
Some of them, a lot of them, even made noise.
He smelled like fresh, tobacco smoke;
He gave my favorite tree an irritated poke.
A grumpy look came upon his face;
This guy is crazy, and I bet he carries a mace.
He reached into his bag, so I thought for gold,
But out he pulled, a big lump of coal.
With an angry look, he set it down with ease;
Then walked up to my chimney, and squeezed his nose.
I'll never forget the obese man in red;
I'll hate him forever, until the day I am dead.
You told me not to fart mom,
so I didn't eat the beans.
You told me it would smel
You're so special - more than you know and more than I show.
You're my soul mate, you're
I've envied the people around me
So invested in living each day,
While I spent my
Everyone is searching
for the missing piece in life.
The key to unlock the door
From the first lingering glance
Shared by a pair of prying hearts
To the last diz
I want to love again,
but my heart will not obey.
I want to be happy,
but
You came into my life so quick
A beautiful friendship happened in a wink
My feeli
You were like the sun who brought light
Into my cold, dark, and lifeless night.
Y
Love sits on my shoulder and whispers in my ear.
It tells me how you love me and the word
I have an invisible friend
Who guides me through dark and pain.
She always tells
