Big, fat Santa bounded through my halls;
He made everything shake, even the walls.
He ate all my cookies,
Drank all my milk;
He had heavy boots,
And a coat made of silk.
Over his back he carried the toys;
Some of them, a lot of them, even made noise.
He smelled like fresh, tobacco smoke;
He gave my favorite tree an irritated poke.
A grumpy look came upon his face;
This guy is crazy, and I bet he carries a mace.
He reached into his bag, so I thought for gold,
But out he pulled, a big lump of coal.
With an angry look, he set it down with ease;
Then walked up to my chimney, and squeezed his nose.
I'll never forget the obese man in red;
I'll hate him forever, until the day I am dead.
The winds are wild
The lightning strikes
The thunder booms
The storm is c
You are my love, my life, and my queen.
You possess all the love, care, and hope that I w
I loved you,
But you broke my heart.
I should have known
That was your go
I own a big fat cat-
The fattest for miles around.
Wherever there's lots of food,
Live, love, laugh,
play, fight, cry.
Time seems short when it's just you and I,
One word can start a friendship,
One kiss a love affair,
One smile can bring you
It's unbranded and unclaimed,
Elusive and in vain.
It ebbs and it flows,
When our eyes met
for the very first time,
I knew it was you
to clear my
My mirror is broken, or at least it seems to be,
for today I discovered an old man starin
You broke my heart
And won't repair it
You took my love
and won't give it
