Big, fat Santa bounded through my halls;
He made everything shake, even the walls.
He ate all my cookies,
Drank all my milk;
He had heavy boots,
And a coat made of silk.
Over his back he carried the toys;
Some of them, a lot of them, even made noise.
He smelled like fresh, tobacco smoke;
He gave my favorite tree an irritated poke.
A grumpy look came upon his face;
This guy is crazy, and I bet he carries a mace.
He reached into his bag, so I thought for gold,
But out he pulled, a big lump of coal.
With an angry look, he set it down with ease;
Then walked up to my chimney, and squeezed his nose.
I'll never forget the obese man in red;
I'll hate him forever, until the day I am dead.
The happiest day of my life
Was when I first laid eyes on you
For you were like a
I waited, and you didn't come.
I called, and you didn't answer.
I knocked, but yo
From the first lingering glance
Shared by a pair of prying hearts
To the last diz
My Love I'll Go Anywhere With You
Let's run away.
I don't care where.
It doesn't matter,
As long as you're
Insecurity, when you walk in the room.
Curiosity, when you stare me down.
Speechl
Because She Was My Best Friend
Together we would laugh, together we would cry,
With each other, we'd never be shy.
After I knew the person you showed the world,
I searched for the person you are.
You say you're afraid of being alone.
You can't do a thing on your own.
You don't
You told me not to fart mom,
so I didn't eat the beans.
You told me it would smel
Darkness unfolds when one man's touch
Caresses the body you cherish so much
You c
