
Big, fat Santa bounded through my halls;
He made everything shake, even the walls.
He ate all my cookies,
Drank all my milk;
He had heavy boots,
And a coat made of silk.
Over his back he carried the toys;
Some of them, a lot of them, even made noise.
He smelled like fresh, tobacco smoke;
He gave my favorite tree an irritated poke.
A grumpy look came upon his face;
This guy is crazy, and I bet he carries a mace.
He reached into his bag, so I thought for gold,
But out he pulled, a big lump of coal.
With an angry look, he set it down with ease;
Then walked up to my chimney, and squeezed his nose.
I'll never forget the obese man in red;
I'll hate him forever, until the day I am dead.
Sometimes I'm confused and don't know what to do,
I need help and I need it from you.
For you, I open my gate
And wish that you were here,
But you live in another stat
I Can Do Anything For You My Love
Your lips so soft and red.
The thought of kissing you is stuck in my head. &n
When the day is done for the infantry,
they bow their heads and take a knee,
they
I waited, and you didn't come.
I called, and you didn't answer.
I knocked, but yo
I know so little about you,
But I'm falling in love with you.
I have been since t
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond
somewhere I have never traveled, gladly beyond
any experience, your eyes have their silen
You know the thing... right?
The thing that makes you feel good
The thing that ma
If Four Is A Party So This Is A Parade
I have one too many personalities,
I don't know which one is me,
So if I'm nice a
Have you ever fought an ego?
It's a pretty tough thing to beat
It has no face, no