Big, fat Santa bounded through my halls;
He made everything shake, even the walls.
He ate all my cookies,
Drank all my milk;
He had heavy boots,
And a coat made of silk.
Over his back he carried the toys;
Some of them, a lot of them, even made noise.
He smelled like fresh, tobacco smoke;
He gave my favorite tree an irritated poke.
A grumpy look came upon his face;
This guy is crazy, and I bet he carries a mace.
He reached into his bag, so I thought for gold,
But out he pulled, a big lump of coal.
With an angry look, he set it down with ease;
Then walked up to my chimney, and squeezed his nose.
I'll never forget the obese man in red;
I'll hate him forever, until the day I am dead.
Always looking for ways to improve myself,
But I struggle to take that first step.<
when you went away my world turned cold and gray.
when you wanted to leave I begged you t
Larry came into my bar
Every day to drink two beers.
"My brother’s death; o
Here I am, stumbling down the street
The rain's pouring down
I'm staring at my fe
No stupid love song can describe how I feel
Sometimes the words other people say
The sparkle in your eye,
The warmth of your skin,
Your breath on my neck
I see people laughing and joking all around,
but on my face there is no smile; instead, t
You are my sunshine.
You are my shining star.
Everything I'm not,
You are
It's only through mistakes we make
We learn where we went wrong.
It's only when w
On New Year's Day, my cat ran away
For Valentine's Day, no girls mold be mine
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