Big, fat Santa bounded through my halls;
He made everything shake, even the walls.
He ate all my cookies,
Drank all my milk;
He had heavy boots,
And a coat made of silk.
Over his back he carried the toys;
Some of them, a lot of them, even made noise.
He smelled like fresh, tobacco smoke;
He gave my favorite tree an irritated poke.
A grumpy look came upon his face;
This guy is crazy, and I bet he carries a mace.
He reached into his bag, so I thought for gold,
But out he pulled, a big lump of coal.
With an angry look, he set it down with ease;
Then walked up to my chimney, and squeezed his nose.
I'll never forget the obese man in red;
I'll hate him forever, until the day I am dead.
Because She Was My Best Friend
Together we would laugh, together we would cry,
With each other, we'd never be shy.
Friends come and go
and love grows, grows, and grows
True friends are trees with
I remember the first time you talked to me,
I wasn't sure what to do.
No one ever
If ice cream could be grown on the treetop,
Tiny tummies would be liking it lots.
We knew love had no space.
No choice, but to force it into
tight space. We handle
I’m going to be famous!
I’m going to be great!
For every award
<We knew love had no space.
No choice, but to force it into
tight space. We handle
Didn't want a battle,
Yet you declared war,
Each knock you gave me made me strong
How do you wait
At least 3 years
For a possible soul mate
But have no fea
It's the way you say I love you and the way you hold my hand.
There's just so much about
