Big, fat Santa bounded through my halls;
He made everything shake, even the walls.
He ate all my cookies,
Drank all my milk;
He had heavy boots,
And a coat made of silk.
Over his back he carried the toys;
Some of them, a lot of them, even made noise.
He smelled like fresh, tobacco smoke;
He gave my favorite tree an irritated poke.
A grumpy look came upon his face;
This guy is crazy, and I bet he carries a mace.
He reached into his bag, so I thought for gold,
But out he pulled, a big lump of coal.
With an angry look, he set it down with ease;
Then walked up to my chimney, and squeezed his nose.
I'll never forget the obese man in red;
I'll hate him forever, until the day I am dead.
I've lost a piece and it's impossible to bring it back.
I was too careless. I was too sla
To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the loving cup,
Whe
I thought it was what I wanted.
You promised me it was.
You took me in your arms<
You make me feel so real
I lay awake at night thinking of you
I close my eyes and
I wake up every day with your smile on my mind.
It's a beautiful sight to behold, so soft
Where did you get such a dirty face,
My darling dirty-faced child?
I got it from
There once was this girl.
She had the most beautiful face.
Her eyes shone like di
Our goodbyes meant nothing at all,
because if he's not there, he'll come when I cal
Spread your wings and flap to fly.
The sky is there for you to try.
You say the w
There's this subject called chemistry
how it works is a total mystery
it is an at
