Big, fat Santa bounded through my halls;
He made everything shake, even the walls.
He ate all my cookies,
Drank all my milk;
He had heavy boots,
And a coat made of silk.
Over his back he carried the toys;
Some of them, a lot of them, even made noise.
He smelled like fresh, tobacco smoke;
He gave my favorite tree an irritated poke.
A grumpy look came upon his face;
This guy is crazy, and I bet he carries a mace.
He reached into his bag, so I thought for gold,
But out he pulled, a big lump of coal.
With an angry look, he set it down with ease;
Then walked up to my chimney, and squeezed his nose.
I'll never forget the obese man in red;
I'll hate him forever, until the day I am dead.
You have a gentle heart and a caring soul.
You use affectionate words to extol.
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Relationships are like lemons,
sour but sometimes sweet,
a kiss is like a cherry,
When I was One,
I had just begun.
When I was Two,
I was nearly new.
Live, love, laugh,
play, fight, cry.
Time seems short when it's just you and I,
Some areas long as hoses
You buy at a garden store.
Mine can be used to smell ros
Have you ever fought an ego?
It's a pretty tough thing to beat
It has no face, no
The time will come
when, with elation,
you will greet yourself arriving
a
Look at the stars tonight
As we see the same light
And in that moment
It
When your mind is set
On a splendid thing you want to do,
Some will shrug,
<This passionate morning
I wake up with
Your feminine body
With your seduc
