Big, fat Santa bounded through my halls;
He made everything shake, even the walls.
He ate all my cookies,
Drank all my milk;
He had heavy boots,
And a coat made of silk.
Over his back he carried the toys;
Some of them, a lot of them, even made noise.
He smelled like fresh, tobacco smoke;
He gave my favorite tree an irritated poke.
A grumpy look came upon his face;
This guy is crazy, and I bet he carries a mace.
He reached into his bag, so I thought for gold,
But out he pulled, a big lump of coal.
With an angry look, he set it down with ease;
Then walked up to my chimney, and squeezed his nose.
I'll never forget the obese man in red;
I'll hate him forever, until the day I am dead.
Don't Judge A Book By Its Cover
Do not judge me
From the outside,
Because all you will see
Is my stupid p
Be The Best Of Whatever You Are
If you can't be a pine on the top of the hill,
Be a scrub in the valley
Friendship is like life.
It goes away,
And comes again.
Fr
Once a year we celebrate
with stupid hats and plastic plates
the fact that you we
I hope you find
the one who quiets
the screams.
I hope you find
t
Baby, I guess it was never meant to be.
I miss what we used to be,
but baby, can'
Look at the beauty in her eyes,
a glow that shines like the sunrise.
Her sm
Over time we've developed something extraordinary,
That will last forever because we're b
Ever since
I laid eyes on you,
I knew for a fact
This was a dream come tr
It has meant so much
Having you as a friend.
You will always be a part of me
