Big, fat Santa bounded through my halls;
He made everything shake, even the walls.
He ate all my cookies,
Drank all my milk;
He had heavy boots,
And a coat made of silk.
Over his back he carried the toys;
Some of them, a lot of them, even made noise.
He smelled like fresh, tobacco smoke;
He gave my favorite tree an irritated poke.
A grumpy look came upon his face;
This guy is crazy, and I bet he carries a mace.
He reached into his bag, so I thought for gold,
But out he pulled, a big lump of coal.
With an angry look, he set it down with ease;
Then walked up to my chimney, and squeezed his nose.
I'll never forget the obese man in red;
I'll hate him forever, until the day I am dead.
A friend is someone we turn to
when our spirits need a lift,
A friend is someone
I Wished For Your Love On A Shooting Star
I wished for your love on a shooting star
and didn't think my wish would get too far.
The worst pain known to me
Is to be stuck on a love that never could be,
To love
When we were born with no possession.
The love received was our concession.
No wo
I feel so heavy, really tired of what
I'm carrying right now.
I wanted to howl an
A bunch of flowers,
A homemade cake,
That special gift,
A birthday steak.
Time doesn’t heal wounds
to make you forget.
It doesn’
It's getting late, I must go
I had a beer where did it go
I had to pee. I know it
All doggies go to heaven (or so I've been told).
They run and play along the streets of G
I know how it is to need money--
As much as I can get;
My teenager goes to the ma
