Big, fat Santa bounded through my halls;
He made everything shake, even the walls.
He ate all my cookies,
Drank all my milk;
He had heavy boots,
And a coat made of silk.
Over his back he carried the toys;
Some of them, a lot of them, even made noise.
He smelled like fresh, tobacco smoke;
He gave my favorite tree an irritated poke.
A grumpy look came upon his face;
This guy is crazy, and I bet he carries a mace.
He reached into his bag, so I thought for gold,
But out he pulled, a big lump of coal.
With an angry look, he set it down with ease;
Then walked up to my chimney, and squeezed his nose.
I'll never forget the obese man in red;
I'll hate him forever, until the day I am dead.
We are often greatly bothered
By two fussy little men,
Who sometimes block our pa
Be The Best Of Whatever You Are
If you can't be a pine on the top of the hill,
Be a scrub in the valley — but
I've lost a piece and it's impossible to bring it back.
I was too careless. I was too sla
Rain, rain, go away,
Because of you, the pain will stay.
Slit my throat, cut out
Missing A Friend When I'm Locked Up
Another month has come,
But you're still so far away.
You're always in my heart
You came as a ray of light,
Made my life cheerful and bright,
Showering your affe
The first time we ever met
Your name was all I knew
But as we got to know each ot
Listen to my heart as it screams your name.
Look into my eyes as you fix the pain.
<Feeling down, alone, and empty inside,
Decisions to make but can't decide.
Hurt f
If you awake to one more dreary day,
an empty heart with empty hours to kill,
rem
