Big, fat Santa bounded through my halls;
He made everything shake, even the walls.
He ate all my cookies,
Drank all my milk;
He had heavy boots,
And a coat made of silk.
Over his back he carried the toys;
Some of them, a lot of them, even made noise.
He smelled like fresh, tobacco smoke;
He gave my favorite tree an irritated poke.
A grumpy look came upon his face;
This guy is crazy, and I bet he carries a mace.
He reached into his bag, so I thought for gold,
But out he pulled, a big lump of coal.
With an angry look, he set it down with ease;
Then walked up to my chimney, and squeezed his nose.
I'll never forget the obese man in red;
I'll hate him forever, until the day I am dead.
This passionate morning
I wake up with
Your feminine body
With your seduc
The sparkle in your eye,
The warmth of your skin,
Your breath on my neck
Sometimes you have to push yourself just to get out of bed.
You stay up 'til 2 am just wi
It's that look in your eye.
It's the smile on your face
That makes time slip by,<
If you take me,
Take me for who I am.
If you love me,
Accept me with all
You're the best thing to happen to me,
So let our love fly free.
You're my dream
you have been my friend for a very long time
I asked you to bend and you made a rhyme
To hold you close to having you near
To have my breath against your ear
Whisperin
My turn signal wasn’t working,
So I asked for help from a friend.
"Stand be
I'll be there for you no matter what.
I'll hold your hand when you're crying from that ba
