Big, fat Santa bounded through my halls;
He made everything shake, even the walls.
He ate all my cookies,
Drank all my milk;
He had heavy boots,
And a coat made of silk.
Over his back he carried the toys;
Some of them, a lot of them, even made noise.
He smelled like fresh, tobacco smoke;
He gave my favorite tree an irritated poke.
A grumpy look came upon his face;
This guy is crazy, and I bet he carries a mace.
He reached into his bag, so I thought for gold,
But out he pulled, a big lump of coal.
With an angry look, he set it down with ease;
Then walked up to my chimney, and squeezed his nose.
I'll never forget the obese man in red;
I'll hate him forever, until the day I am dead.
Nothing Like A Fifth Grade Crush
There's nothing like a fifth-grade crush.
When you see that girl it's such a rush.
<This is a daily reminder
To relax,
To not get angry over small things,
To
I Wished For Your Love On A Shooting Star
I wished for your love on a shooting star
and didn't think my wish would get too far.
The time will come
when, with elation,
you will greet yourself arriving
a
In our one short year together,
A love's grown deep within my heart
For such a ce
In The Shadow Of Your Warm Love
In the shadow of your warm love
I feel so safe and secure,
And your soft, caring
It's an unexplained feeling that we all hope to find
That wonderful feeling that seems to
She has a special way
Of turning around my terrible day.
She makes all the bad th
Have you ever fought an ego?
It's a pretty tough thing to beat
It has no face, no
Once there was a boy who never
Tore his clothes, or hardly ever,
Never made his s
