Big, fat Santa bounded through my halls;
He made everything shake, even the walls.
He ate all my cookies,
Drank all my milk;
He had heavy boots,
And a coat made of silk.
Over his back he carried the toys;
Some of them, a lot of them, even made noise.
He smelled like fresh, tobacco smoke;
He gave my favorite tree an irritated poke.
A grumpy look came upon his face;
This guy is crazy, and I bet he carries a mace.
He reached into his bag, so I thought for gold,
But out he pulled, a big lump of coal.
With an angry look, he set it down with ease;
Then walked up to my chimney, and squeezed his nose.
I'll never forget the obese man in red;
I'll hate him forever, until the day I am dead.
It's that look in your eye.
It's the smile on your face
That makes time slip by,<
Before I became strong, I knew what it was like
To be weak,
How difficult it is t
It's getting late, I must go
I had a beer where did it go
I had to pee. I know it
I remember when I was small and cool,
I was always playing truant from school.
My
Look at that deer
Man I am craving a beer
He has a nice rack
It is enough
The happiest day of my life
Was when I first laid eyes on you
For you were like a
You used me.
I thought you were the key,
But the truth is that you used me,
Not a day goes by
that I don't wish you knew how much I love you.
Not a day goes
Look at the stars tonight
As we see the same light
And in that moment
It
A million stars up in the sky.
One shines brighter - I can't deny.
A love so prec
