Big, fat Santa bounded through my halls;
He made everything shake, even the walls.
He ate all my cookies,
Drank all my milk;
He had heavy boots,
And a coat made of silk.
Over his back he carried the toys;
Some of them, a lot of them, even made noise.
He smelled like fresh, tobacco smoke;
He gave my favorite tree an irritated poke.
A grumpy look came upon his face;
This guy is crazy, and I bet he carries a mace.
He reached into his bag, so I thought for gold,
But out he pulled, a big lump of coal.
With an angry look, he set it down with ease;
Then walked up to my chimney, and squeezed his nose.
I'll never forget the obese man in red;
I'll hate him forever, until the day I am dead.
God blessed me one sunny day.
He sent me an angel from so far away
To love and he
There are moments in our life we'll always treasure.
Tiny fragments from our past, rememb
We started as strangers.
We fell and became lovers.
We started with a, "Hi,"
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My love for you is unconditional and enduring.
To you, I promise to always be reassuring.
I've hunted near, I've hunted far
I even looked inside my car.
I've lost my glass
There once was this girl.
She had the most beautiful face.
Her eyes shone like di
I thought it was what I wanted.
You promised me it was.
You took me in your arms<
In the darkness, in the silence,
Only faint memories of joy are heard.
Overrun by
It's strange the things you remember
And the things you seem to forget.
It's a ja
