
Big, fat Santa bounded through my halls;
He made everything shake, even the walls.
He ate all my cookies,
Drank all my milk;
He had heavy boots,
And a coat made of silk.
Over his back he carried the toys;
Some of them, a lot of them, even made noise.
He smelled like fresh, tobacco smoke;
He gave my favorite tree an irritated poke.
A grumpy look came upon his face;
This guy is crazy, and I bet he carries a mace.
He reached into his bag, so I thought for gold,
But out he pulled, a big lump of coal.
With an angry look, he set it down with ease;
Then walked up to my chimney, and squeezed his nose.
I'll never forget the obese man in red;
I'll hate him forever, until the day I am dead.
A wish for lots of birthday fun
To last until the day is done.
Hoping that all yo
Time is like the wind,
Slow and smooth.
Time can change swiftly,
Fast and
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond
somewhere I have never traveled, gladly beyond
any experience, your eyes have their silen
Look at the beauty in her eyes,
a glow that shines like the sunrise.
Her sm
It feels good to be in your arms,
to feel the warmth of your touch.
I love to loo
Love is a mystery
never to be solved
when two people have a history
and a
It's getting late, I must go
I had a beer where did it go
I had to pee. I know it
You have a friend in me,
Don't try and hide your feelings because your best friend can se
I see you looking at your children,
Wondering what their lives will be.
If you ve
Sometimes you may think you're alone,
And your feelings make you seem like a clone.