Big, fat Santa bounded through my halls;
He made everything shake, even the walls.
He ate all my cookies,
Drank all my milk;
He had heavy boots,
And a coat made of silk.
Over his back he carried the toys;
Some of them, a lot of them, even made noise.
He smelled like fresh, tobacco smoke;
He gave my favorite tree an irritated poke.
A grumpy look came upon his face;
This guy is crazy, and I bet he carries a mace.
He reached into his bag, so I thought for gold,
But out he pulled, a big lump of coal.
With an angry look, he set it down with ease;
Then walked up to my chimney, and squeezed his nose.
I'll never forget the obese man in red;
I'll hate him forever, until the day I am dead.
On New Year's Day, my cat ran away
For Valentine's Day, no girls mold be mine
On
The things I've seen will scar me for life.
Growing up, I've seen wrong and very little o
No matter what happens in my life,
Sorrow or joy, rain or shine,
Whatever befalls
May your blessings be many
and your troubles be few.
And may you feel God's prese
Overwhelming and revealing
this amazing feeling,
this ache I crave, this desire,<
I wish there were words to express how I feel,
But no words I see will do.
No wor
We didn't grow up together.
We didn't start as friends.
When we first got togethe
I come with no wrapping or pretty pink bows.
I am who I am, from my head to my toes.
A million stars up in the sky.
One shines brighter - I can't deny.
A love so prec
I'd give all I have to stay yours,
for you are everything I adore.
You open up th
