Big, fat Santa bounded through my halls;
He made everything shake, even the walls.
He ate all my cookies,
Drank all my milk;
He had heavy boots,
And a coat made of silk.
Over his back he carried the toys;
Some of them, a lot of them, even made noise.
He smelled like fresh, tobacco smoke;
He gave my favorite tree an irritated poke.
A grumpy look came upon his face;
This guy is crazy, and I bet he carries a mace.
He reached into his bag, so I thought for gold,
But out he pulled, a big lump of coal.
With an angry look, he set it down with ease;
Then walked up to my chimney, and squeezed his nose.
I'll never forget the obese man in red;
I'll hate him forever, until the day I am dead.
Sometimes you may think you're alone,
And your feelings make you seem like a clone.
It's getting late, I must go
I had a beer where did it go
I had to pee. I know it
In the night
I hear your voice,
but try to fight
to keep my noise.
<May your blessings be many
and your troubles be few.
And may you feel God's prese
From the day I met you,
I never knew our love would be so pure and true.
Every ti
My One, My Only, My Everything
For so long, I wished for the day.
The day that our love would find its way.
From
You're a very special person.
I'm glad that you're my friend,
For when I need a l
Once a year is not enough.
I need every day
To tell you, special Love,
Al
I have a heart and it's quite broken.
I read your words as if they were spoken.
Y
Oh, dear,
Oh, my gosh,
I hope that no one saw,
I wish that I could laugh,
