Big, fat Santa bounded through my halls;
He made everything shake, even the walls.
He ate all my cookies,
Drank all my milk;
He had heavy boots,
And a coat made of silk.
Over his back he carried the toys;
Some of them, a lot of them, even made noise.
He smelled like fresh, tobacco smoke;
He gave my favorite tree an irritated poke.
A grumpy look came upon his face;
This guy is crazy, and I bet he carries a mace.
He reached into his bag, so I thought for gold,
But out he pulled, a big lump of coal.
With an angry look, he set it down with ease;
Then walked up to my chimney, and squeezed his nose.
I'll never forget the obese man in red;
I'll hate him forever, until the day I am dead.
Life is a long-distance journey
With ups and downs,
Twist and turns,
With
It's strange the things you remember
And the things you seem to forget.
It's a ja
I come with no wrapping or pretty pink bows.
I am who I am, from my head to my toes.
When our eyes met
for the very first time,
I knew it was you
to clear my
You mean the world to me.
Nothing will ever come between us.
No matter what anybo
I'm resting here quite regally,
The feature of the table.
Surrounded by potatoes
My family's gone; there's no one home.
It's only me who's home alone.
I shouldn't
While you weren't here
I cried every night.
A million tears fell,
Still,
I still love you.
we were friends with him
when he introduced me to you.
When I was One,
I had just begun.
When I was Two,
I was nearly new.
