Big, fat Santa bounded through my halls;
He made everything shake, even the walls.
He ate all my cookies,
Drank all my milk;
He had heavy boots,
And a coat made of silk.
Over his back he carried the toys;
Some of them, a lot of them, even made noise.
He smelled like fresh, tobacco smoke;
He gave my favorite tree an irritated poke.
A grumpy look came upon his face;
This guy is crazy, and I bet he carries a mace.
He reached into his bag, so I thought for gold,
But out he pulled, a big lump of coal.
With an angry look, he set it down with ease;
Then walked up to my chimney, and squeezed his nose.
I'll never forget the obese man in red;
I'll hate him forever, until the day I am dead.
If Four Is A Party So This Is A Parade
I have one too many personalities,
I don't know which one is me,
So if I'm nice a
Look at the stars tonight
As we see the same light
And in that moment
It
To love another with all of your heart
Can be seen as a work of art.
This feeling inside, I cannot hide.
This feeling inside, I can't deny.
I'm so sorry I missed your birthday.
A special day, I know it's true.
But birthda
It's getting late, I must go
I had a beer where did it go
I had to pee. I know it
I don't get how you can't see
All the things you did to me.
If only you knew
From the day I met you,
I never knew our love would be so pure and true.
Every ti
I never really knew you.
You were just another friend,
But when I got to know you
Love is like a bicycle
Left out in the storm
If it's not protected
Rust b
