Big, fat Santa bounded through my halls;
He made everything shake, even the walls.
He ate all my cookies,
Drank all my milk;
He had heavy boots,
And a coat made of silk.
Over his back he carried the toys;
Some of them, a lot of them, even made noise.
He smelled like fresh, tobacco smoke;
He gave my favorite tree an irritated poke.
A grumpy look came upon his face;
This guy is crazy, and I bet he carries a mace.
He reached into his bag, so I thought for gold,
But out he pulled, a big lump of coal.
With an angry look, he set it down with ease;
Then walked up to my chimney, and squeezed his nose.
I'll never forget the obese man in red;
I'll hate him forever, until the day I am dead.
Silly love-struck smiles
There's only one true style
Clueless and happy
N
Once a year we celebrate
with stupid hats and plastic plates
the fact that you we
Insecurity, when you walk in the room.
Curiosity, when you stare me down.
Speechl
Look at that deer
Man I am craving a beer
He has a nice rack
It is enough
Laid my head upon your chest
Your arms encircled me,
It was, My Love, as if we we
Life is what we make it.
It cares not what we do.
No matter how we
I know there's something great in me,
Something I struggle to find.
The days and
On New Year's Day, my cat ran away
For Valentine's Day, no girls mold be mine
On
I like to blaze new trails
on the road to nowhere.
On a journey through time,
I ne'er was struck before that hour
With love so sudden and so sweet.
Her face it
