Big, fat Santa bounded through my halls;
He made everything shake, even the walls.
He ate all my cookies,
Drank all my milk;
He had heavy boots,
And a coat made of silk.
Over his back he carried the toys;
Some of them, a lot of them, even made noise.
He smelled like fresh, tobacco smoke;
He gave my favorite tree an irritated poke.
A grumpy look came upon his face;
This guy is crazy, and I bet he carries a mace.
He reached into his bag, so I thought for gold,
But out he pulled, a big lump of coal.
With an angry look, he set it down with ease;
Then walked up to my chimney, and squeezed his nose.
I'll never forget the obese man in red;
I'll hate him forever, until the day I am dead.
I want to run, I want to hide
From all the pain he caused inside.
I want to screa
It's done and it's over
I'm through with misery
No more sadness
No more y
You told me not to fart mom,
so I didn't eat the beans.
You told me it would smel
You're a very special person.
I'm glad that you're my friend,
For when I need a l
I start my journey on having faith
That someday I'll find my day
I know this day
First time we met,
We smiled laughed and played,
By the big Oak Tree in the back,
you have been my friend for a very long time
I asked you to bend and you made a rhyme
I see a sea of faces,
many I have never met,
but yet I feel compassion for them.<
There's this subject called chemistry
how it works is a total mystery
it is an at
Laid my head upon your chest
Your arms encircled me,
It was, My Love, as if we we
