Big, fat Santa bounded through my halls;
He made everything shake, even the walls.
He ate all my cookies,
Drank all my milk;
He had heavy boots,
And a coat made of silk.
Over his back he carried the toys;
Some of them, a lot of them, even made noise.
He smelled like fresh, tobacco smoke;
He gave my favorite tree an irritated poke.
A grumpy look came upon his face;
This guy is crazy, and I bet he carries a mace.
He reached into his bag, so I thought for gold,
But out he pulled, a big lump of coal.
With an angry look, he set it down with ease;
Then walked up to my chimney, and squeezed his nose.
I'll never forget the obese man in red;
I'll hate him forever, until the day I am dead.
We are often greatly bothered
By two fussy little men,
Who sometimes block our pa
Because She Was My Best Friend
Together we would laugh, together we would cry,
With each other, we'd never be shy.
I wish there were words to express how I feel,
But no words I see will do.
No wor
Buzz, buzz in your ear,
A bumblebee follows you everywhere.
I am that bee, can't
Love me tomorrow, for it is a new day
Love me again like you did the first day
Lo
Love me tomorrow, for it is a new day
Love me again like you did the first day
Lo
You made me run away
from those who loved me anyway.
You pushed me down into the
To me, you're like an angel, sent by God above,
To cleanse my soul of sadness and fill it
Over time we've developed something extraordinary,
That will last forever because we're b
Laughter is a gift
It doesn't mean your fit
But it will soften any tension
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