You Have No Boyfriend
Boy: Why dont you have A Boyfriend?
Girl: I Am Not Allowed To Have A Boyfriend.
Why Do
Girlfriend Ask Question
Girlfriend asks: Have you ever cheated, lied or broken a promise? To satisfy his girl, the boy repli
Rahul In ISRO
Rahul in a rally in Uttar Pradesh:
ISRO Se Mera Bachpan Ka Rishta Hai. Jab Bhi School Jata
BJP And People
BJP: We want Congress Mukt Bharat!
People: Why! But how?
BJP: Sab Congress MPs Ko Hum Apni
har uski ladai mein
दोस्ती में हमने दोस्तो को नजराना पेश क
All Politicians on the moon
Politicians on the moon:
Q: What do you call 1 Politician on the moon?
A: Problem....
Q: What do
Maje Kiske Lenge Fir
Should Rahul Gandhi quit leading the Congress?
India: Yes
Congress: Yes
BJP: No! Never
hume akele chodne ka irada kun
दोस्ती का वादा किया था।,साथ निभाने का
Past Vs Present Wife
2015: wife..
.
Husband: ek cup garma-garam chai bna do jara..
.
.
Wife:" kyyaaaaa..?? Z
Wife Ko Bangkok Jana Hai
Wife: Tum muje apne sath Bangkok kyu nahi le jate..??
Best answer given ever :-
Husband: A
wife Call
Lady Secretary: Sir, It's ur wife's call.
She wants to kiss U on the phone.
Boss: I am busy. U may
mujhe kya fikar
उलझनों और कश्मकश में उम्मीद की ढाल लिए
Wife is Angry
Wife is angry as hubby stands too close to a beautiful girl in bus,
girl slaps him fo
doston dekho insaan kahan se kahan ja raha hai
अपने दोस्त को जो उधार दे वो मूर्ख कहला
Naam ke liye reh gayi
पहले दोस्त, दोस्त की मदद करता था दोस्त
BAS TUM HAMESHA KE LIYE TUM MERI BAN JAO
Jab tum khush hote ho to mujhe sari kayanat khush nazar aati hai,
Jab tum udas hote ho to mujhe apn
YE DIL TUMHE KHUSH DEKHNA CHAHTA HAI
Tum mere pass hoti ho to mujhe lagta hai ki
duniya ki har khushi hai mere pass,
Jab tum mere pass
CHAND CHANDNI KO CHAHTA HAI
Chand Chandni ko chahta hai jis kadar,
Us kadar chahu main tujhe ish kadar ,
Meri ek khwayish hai
tum jo sang bane raho
Tumhare karan har jeet se pyar hai mera
Mera seerat ye badhta rahega
Tum jo sang bane raho
Kal ko
HAR CHAHAT SE IZHAR HAI MERA
Hum sare waadon ko nibhayenge
Zindagi ko safal banayenge
Tum jo sang bane raho
Tum wada Karke muk