Guardians of galaxy
What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
NASA Organize a party
ALLEN: How does NASA organize a party?
LUCAS: I don’t know.
ALLEN: They planet.
hamara desh khush nasib
खुशनसीब होते हैं वो लोग….!! जो इस देश प
Bruce lee kick chuck norris
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
He died a year la
Harry Pottar Jokes
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts?
A: Through the Dumble-door.
Reporter bihar me lalu se
Ek Reporter Bihar Mein Lalu Ji Ka Interview Le Rahi Thhi.
Reporter: “Lalu Ji, Dekhiye
Mathias And Albert
MATHIAS: How do celebrities stay cool?
ALBERT: How?
MATHIAS: By staying close to their fans.
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desh ki mitti
देश की माटी देश का जल
हवा देश की देश के
Funny Jokes
If kim kardashian was a donut what kind would she be?
Chocolate filled.
First Black Father
Q: Do you know who was the first black guy to admit he is the father?
A: Darth Vade
Manmohan singh in clinic
Doctor To Manmohan Singh During His Annual Check-Up.
Doctor: “Sir, At Least In My Cli
Common in obama and tiger woods
Q: What do Barack Obama and Tiger Woods have in common?
A: They're both trying to screw eve
bohot see yaaden
Zindagi kabhi hasati hai, kabhi rulati hai,
Kabhi khushi deti hai, kabhi gam de jaati hai,
Phir bh
isi pal ke liye
Khokar apne aap ko Kya Koi door jaa paya hai,
Jhuthe naam ke khatir khud ko bhulaya hai
Ae bande s
Mother - You Enjoyed First Day of School
Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?"
Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back t
Job interviewer and Mr jeffries
Job interviewer: “And where would you see yourself in five years’ time Mr. Jeffr
China One Billion Population
China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a
Patient - I have pain in my eye
Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out o
Foreigner Boy call 911
Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting ov
best all time jokes
A doctor accidentally prescribes his patient a laxative instead of a coughing syrup.
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