Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.
Aatm Nirbhar Heera Thakur
Mummy - sirf 5 mint bajane the,15 mint ho gye band kar de ab
Mummy - sirf 5 mint bajane the,15 mint ho gye band kar de ab
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Me - Mai Aaj Jaldi So Jaunga
When You See It
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
When I Make An Excuse And The Person Comes Up With Solutions
When I Make An Excuse And The Person Comes Up With Solutions
Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,&r
Definition of Honeymoon:
a man's last holiday
before he starts working
fo
Friend - Bhai Mujhe Pyaar Ho Gaya Hai
Friend - Bhai Mujhe Pyaar Ho Gaya Hai
When Teacher Enters The Classroom
Teacher Enters The Classroom..
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Everyone - Good Morning Teacher..