Alia-Muje Bewkoof Samjha Hai Kya
Alia bhatt and Sunny deol are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down. Alia -

Alia bhatt reading news paper
  News: "Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump" Aalia comments: Idiot!! Who told him

Alia- 8 ka half kitna hota hai
  Question to both in a competition. What is half of 8? Rajni: 5 Alia: Depend karta hai....

mohobat me mene intzar kiya
tere ehsaas se mohobat ki hai  tere libaas se mohobat ki hai tu mere pass nahi hai phir bhi&n

gift lekar hi jaungi
  Alia Bhatt - Safola oil toh de diya bhaiya.iske sath gift bhi do Shopkeeper -  Isske s

-koi diwana tha tere pyaar me
koi pagal kehta hai to koi diwana kehta hai me tumse dur kese rahun tu mujhse dur kese rahe 

Ranjikant-Light Janey Ki wajah
Breaking News:   Do Din Light Jane Ki Wajah Pata Chal Gayi Hai.   Rajanikanth Apna Mob

Rajnikant Ka Kehar
Rajnikanth Ek Murgi Ko Dhamkaate Hue   Rajnikanth: “Oye Murgi, Tujhe 2 Ande Dene Ke Liy

aa ma teri paarti karun
peda kar gayi tujhe eahsaas bhi hai  suniko ke raqt se aabad hindustan hai tilak kiya mastak

Saas ko kese control karey
Baba Ramdev ji Kehte Hai,   “Achhi Sehat Ke Liye Saas Par Control Kare”  

Baba Bhairav
Ek Baar Ek Ladke Ne Rajanikant Ki Beti Ko Aankh Mari.   Rajanikant Ne Uske Haath, Pair Aur Sa

Mobile na girey bas
ये वो दुनिया  है भाइयो  जहां इंसान �

Kaam esa karo ki naam na le koi
काम ऐसे करो कि लोग आपको . . किसी दूसरे क�

Din me Bolne ka moka dijiye
औरत - डॉक्टर साहब, मेरे पति नींद में बा�

badi badi desh ki bate
alag alag galiyon ko kon ginta hai  saath khade ho rehne wale, desh tabhiu banta hai  hu

10 logo ko bhejo mata rani aashirwad dengi
बिजली बिल से पीड़ित एक आम नागरिक की व्�

Dukandar Chuna Lagata Hai
जब कोई दुकानदार भाव करते समय कहता है क�

Saali Ko hi Bachaunga
संता - भाई कल जंगल  देखने चलेंगे बंता

Khatarnak Bacha
पप्पू ने अपने बाप को तमाचा मारा संता 

Santa ke bacho Ke Khatarnak Naam
पोलिओ टीम घर आयी… संता (बीबी से): बंदू