Santa Banta

Banta ne bataye cheese ke naam

Teacher : Name different type of Cheese.

Banta :
1. White
2. Cottage
3.

Santa ko Sanskrit Seekhni hai

Santa: Aap mujhe sanskrit seekha do,
Pandit: kyun?
Santa: Devtaao ki bhasha hai, Swarg

Santa aur Teacher

Santa at his best..
Teacher: 5 – 5 = how much?
Santa is quiet?
Teacher tries

Salman Upcoming Film

Santa : Oye, salman khan ki KICK film k baad
uss ki upcoming film kaunsi h pata hai..
B

Sardar ki sagaai...
Sardar ne apni sagaai tod di...

Kyonki
Ladki kunwari thi...
Sardar bola: Jo

Tu Doctor se zyada jaanti hai kya?
Ek Sardarni behosh ho gayi.

Doctor: Yeh mar gayi hai..

Jab usko jalane lage to

Doctor vs Husband
Doctor: Aapki Biwi ab sirf do dino ki mehman hai.

I'm so sorry...
Santa: Isme sor

Height of Shortforms

A girl chatting with Santa on whatsapp...

Girl: awww...hwz yeww.?
Supzzzz...?

Get away from her
A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting

Night Classes
During work, John and William were chatting:

John: William, I've been taking night courses

Toilet Accident
A young newly wed couple just moved into their first apartment. The wife had a hurry call and ran in

Bearded Lover
A married man was visiting his mistress when she requested that he shave his beard.

"Oh, Ja

Naughty photo
Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school were both virgin

One And Only Love
At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "D

Sensible girl
Boy: "You look like a sensible girl. Will you marry me?" Girl: "No way. I'm quite as sensible as

Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested for months saying he

Reasons For Being Stood Up
Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone Up I showed up early and decided I just di

Learning To Love
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong. "Ohhh, it's my girlfriend."

Girlfriend 5.0
Desperately seeking technical support!

I'm currently running the latest version of Girlfriend

"You're single aren't you?"
A woman walks into a supermarket and buys:

1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush

 

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