Santa Akalmand hai
Santa Ko Cinema Hall Ke Bahar Ek Bikhari Mila.
Bhikhari: “Allah Ke Naam Par Kuch De Do”
Santa 100 Ka Note Dikhate Hue Bo
Buddhu Santa
Ek Baar Santa Aur Pappu Park Mein Bethe The, Pappu Ke Dimag Mein Na Jaane Kya Aaya Aur Vo Santa Se Bola
Pappu: “Papa, Agar Aapko Raste
Santa Ne Reliance Jio Ka Phone Liya
Ek Baar Santa Ne Reliance Ka Mobile Purchase Kiya Or Banta Ko Dikhate Hue Bola
Santa: “Yaar Ek Bat Mujhe Aaj Tak Nahi Samajh Mein Aayi&
Santa Ne Kiya Pyaar Ka Izhaar
संता अपने प्यार का इज़हार करने के लिए एक लड़की के घर गया
Santa- Bijli Mama Ke Ghar Se Aati Hai
Teacher: beta, bijli kahaan se aati hai?Santa: Mama Jee ke yahaan se.Teacher: Wo kaise?Santa: jab bhi bijli jaati hai to papa bolate hain kaat dee saa
Santa Ek Jaanwar
Santa ne homework pura nahi kiya
Teacher (Santa): tum jaanawar ho jaanawar.
Santa: maaloom hai.
Teacher: wo kaise?
santa: papa mujhe ulloo ka patt
Santa - My No. is 4
100 metre ki race ho rahi thi...
Referee - '1,2,3 GO!'...
Everybody started running except Santa.
Referee - Y r u not running...?
Santa -
Salesman And Santa
Salesman: Sir, do you want this powder ?
Santa: For what ?
Salesman: For ants
Santa: No. If I give powder today, they will ask lips
Difference Between Mother And Girlfriend
Santa-What’s D Difference Between Mother’s & GF’s Tears?
Classic Answer By Banta-
Mother’s Tears Effect
Santa- Sabji Bachi
Master- 2 me se 2 gye to kitne rhe?
Santa-samjh me nhi aya masterji.
Mster-Beta tumare pas 2 Roti h,tumne 2 roti khali,tumare pas kya bacha?
Santa Sari Jindgi Sochta Raha
संता सारी ज़िंदगी सोचता रहा सोचता रहा सोचता रहा |
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Santa- Mujhe Banda Hi bna rehne do
Santa को मुग़लो ने पकड़ लिया, और उसे अकबर के पास ले गए…
अक
Saste Me Shadi
SANTA:maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya.
BANTA:woh kaise?
SANTA:maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya. usne love marriage karliy
Santa Kutub Minar Se Gaya
Santa: jab me chota tha to ek baar kutub minaar se gir gaya tha.
Banta: Acha!!to mar gya ya bach gya.
Santa: Saale.! mujhe kya pata, me to chota tha
Santa Ko Faasi Di Jayegi
जेलर : कल तुम्हे फासी दी जाएगी..
संता : हाहाहाहाहाहाहा
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Santa Sabse Bada Challenge Kya Hai
संता :- सबसे बड़ा चॅलेंज क्या है?
बंता :- Answer शीट को खाली छो
Banta - Mein Apni Maa par Gaya hu
Santa: Yaar Tu Itna Bada Ho Gaya
Aur
Phir Bhi Abhi Tak Tere Ko
Dadi- Mooch Nahi Aayi?
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Banta :Yaar Main Bilkul Apni Maa
Par Ga
Santa- hum 2 se 3 ho gaye
Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai!
Maa: Bolo beta.
Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki.
Santa: Na ladka, n
Banta- Dost ko musibat me nahi chhodunga
Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?
Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi Jo Musibat
Ke Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De.
Main Zarur Aaunga
Santa ko Kaatne Ki Dhamki
Santa-Muje Fone Pe Dhamki Mil Rhi He..!Police-Kaun He Wo..?Santa-Vodafone Wale..,...Bolte He-Bill Na BharaTo Kaat Denge
