Santa Banta

Santa ka gold vala phone...

Ek baar Santa ka phone toilet me gir gya,

Tabhi Toilet se 'Toilet Devi' prakat huwi,

Glass mai sharap ^_^

Santa sharab peekar ek saadhu se takaraa gya..

Saadhu Gusse se : Ayee murkh , Ja mai tujh

Banta Uth yaar bhukamp aa rha hai ^_^

Santa : Yaar uth bhukamp aa rha hai, , saara ghar hil rha hai..

Banta : Soja saale soja,

Baith kar mehbuba ki baaho mai...

Santa : Baith kar mehbuba ki baaho me aisa josh aaya...

 


Banta :Wah!<

Sabse jyda nasha hai KITAAB mai ^_^

Santa : Sabse Jyada Nasha Kisme Hota hai?
Banta : Shrab Me?
Santa : No
Banta : P

Santa foot foot kar roya bechara...

Santa: My wife died yesterday...

         &n

Hahaha ... I am going

Santa : Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?
Banta : Main jaa raha hun.
Santa

Two skeletons of king !!!

Tourist : Whose skeleton is that?
Santa : An old king's skeleton.
Tourist : Who's tha

Medical Test

Santa ki maa beemaar ho gayi. Santa unhein le kar hospital gaya.
Doctor ne examin karne ke b

Mobile Recharge

Santa Mobile recharge karwane gaya....
Dukandar -- kitne kaa??
Santa -- 10 ka kar do...

Teacher to Santa

Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA, RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Santa: "All are bor

Santa in Computer Exam

Santa in computer exam-;

Examiner: What is Microsoft Excel ??

.

Santa: It

Professor Santa Called a Plumber

Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college.

Guess why?

Because

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Santa To Bill Gates

A Question From
Santa To Bill Gates:

Sir,

How is it That
Your Name is

Santa and Fish

After Eating Fish Santa Didn’t Drink Water

why?

Because..

He Feared

Santa request to God

Santa: “God, If you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple”.

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Santa in the train

Ek baar Santa train mein safar kar raha tha

Train mein bahut bheed hone ke karan, Santa e

Santa ka interview

Santa Ek Bar Kisi Company Mein Job Ke Liye Interview Dene Gaya

Manager: Aapki Shaadi Ho G

Santa aur Baarish

Santa jab bhi kapde dhota, tab hi baarish ho jaati.

Ek din dhoop nikli toh usne shukr kiy

Santas E Banking Password

Santa’s e-banking password was:

“ram-sita-laxman-hanuman-ravan-delhi-kejriwal

 

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