Very Funny santa Banta jokes


Posted on 17th Feb 2020 11:57 am by rohit kumar

 

Santa and Banta met on a village road. Santa was carrying a large gunny bag over his shoulder.

 

‘Oye, Santa,’ hailed Banta, ‘what is in the bag?’

 

‘Murgiyan – Chickens,’ came the reply.

 

‘If I guess how many, can I have one?’ asked Banta

 

‘You can have both of them.’

 

‘OK,’ said Banta, ‘five.’

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