Santa in ICU

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a similar condition.

Both lay there, machines pinging, tubes poking etc. a couple more weeks before one of them had the strength to raise his hand and point to himself and say, "Bengali."

The other patient signaled he had heard, raised his own hand, and said, "Punjabi."

This act tired them out so badly it was a week before the first summoned up the strength to say, "Calcutta."

Other replied in a weedy frail voice, "Ludhiana."

Once more, the strain was too much for them both and they passed out. Days passed before the first patient managed to again point to himself and say, "Asit."

Replied the other, "Santa."

A few hours later, Asit managed to point to himself again and rasp out weakly, "Cancer."

Santa responded, "Sagittarius."

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rahul ki murgi

Rahul (Pahalwan Se) :  Tum kitne aadami ko utha sakte hoo..

Pahalwan : 4 ko ..

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8 Years Old Me Imaging Catfish..

Ek zamana tha ^_^

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Brother 10 rupees ka rakhi baandh kar bhai se 1000 rupees lene ke baad

10 rupees ka rakhi baandh kar bhai se 1000 rupees lene ke baad...

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Friends - Bhai bas thoda sa colour Lagayenge Sirf Galo pe

Friends - Bhai bas thoda sa colour Lagayenge Sirf Galo pe..

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After Few

Rampyari Or Jaggu

लड़की वाले लड़की देखने आये

 

लड़क

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Rishtedaro Ko sahi jawab Diya

 

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"When's your birthday?"

"June 2nd."

"What year?"

"Every year!"