Santa in ICU

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a similar condition.

Both lay there, machines pinging, tubes poking etc. a couple more weeks before one of them had the strength to raise his hand and point to himself and say, "Bengali."

The other patient signaled he had heard, raised his own hand, and said, "Punjabi."

This act tired them out so badly it was a week before the first summoned up the strength to say, "Calcutta."

Other replied in a weedy frail voice, "Ludhiana."

Once more, the strain was too much for them both and they passed out. Days passed before the first patient managed to again point to himself and say, "Asit."

Replied the other, "Santa."

A few hours later, Asit managed to point to himself again and rasp out weakly, "Cancer."

Santa responded, "Sagittarius."

Other jokes

Quarantine Life

Quarantine Life

Bill Gates Is Nothing In Front of This Boy

 

Bill Gates Is Nothing In Front of This Boy

Maaro Mujhe Maaro

Maaro Mujhe Maaro

Earthquake To Delhiites Every 3-4 Week Be Like..

Earthquake To Delhiites Every 3-4 Week Be Like..

.

.

.

Raju Bbhai

Size Comparison

Size Comparison

Bharat Ka Itihas

जंगल में चरने गया बैल, दोस्तों के साथ �

After Seeing Kedar Jadhav In Playing 11 CSK fans Right Now..

After Seeing Kedar Jadhav In Playing 11 CSK fans Right Now..

Bada Faayda

Husband: Tumse shaadi karke mujhe ek bahut bada faayda hua hai!
Wife: Woh kya?
Husband:

Pappu Krish Dekhne Ke Baad Ghar Se Bhaag Gaya

पप्पू krish देखने के बाद घर से  भाग गया

Bete Ke Marks

 

पापा: कितनी फ्रीक्वेंसी का भूक�