Santa in ICU

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a similar condition.

Both lay there, machines pinging, tubes poking etc. a couple more weeks before one of them had the strength to raise his hand and point to himself and say, "Bengali."

The other patient signaled he had heard, raised his own hand, and said, "Punjabi."

This act tired them out so badly it was a week before the first summoned up the strength to say, "Calcutta."

Other replied in a weedy frail voice, "Ludhiana."

Once more, the strain was too much for them both and they passed out. Days passed before the first patient managed to again point to himself and say, "Asit."

Replied the other, "Santa."

A few hours later, Asit managed to point to himself again and rasp out weakly, "Cancer."

Santa responded, "Sagittarius."

Other jokes

Everything Was Fine Until

 

Everything Was Fine Until

ME Thinking About My Future While My Phone Is On Charging

 

ME Thinking About My Future While My Phone Is On Charging

All Doraemon Fans

All Doraemon Fans

Height of prank call

Santa : Hello pooja hai..?
Banta : Nahi…
Santa : To karvalo… Jai Mata D

When Someone says 'You Are Good Looking'

When Someone says 'You Are Good Looking'

 

 

Me -Andha Hai Sala

Dad To Me After Every 15 Minutes For No Reason

Dad To Me After Every 15 Minutes For No Reason

Ananya Pandey Compared To Beyonce Be Like

 

Ananya Pandey Compared To Beyonce..

.

.

Beyonce Be Like..<

Modi Ji- Tuje Mhare Pe Bharosa Na Hai Ke

सोनिया गाँधी- मोदीजी क्या आप राम मंदि

Suspense Lite And Suspense Max Pro

 

Suspense Lite And Suspense Max Pro

Ek Memer Ko Zindagi Main or kya Chahiye.

 

Ek Memer Ko Zindagi Main or kya Chahiye.