Santa's Curtains

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

Santa enters a store that sell curtains.

He tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."

The salesman assured him that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed him several patterns, but Santa seemed to be having a hard time choosing.

Finally, he selects a lovely pink floral print.

The salesman asked what size curtains he needed.

Santa replies, "Fifteen inches."

"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?"

Santa tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for his computer monitor.

The surprised salesman replies, "But, sir, computers do not have curtains!"

Santa says, "Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows!"

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Me Stand Up..

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My Dog - Where are We Going Bro..

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What A Lucky Day

Everyone Playing Peacefully Rishabh Pant Behind The Wicket Be Like..

Everyone Playing Peacefully Rishabh Pant Behind The Wicket Be Like..

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Train will Arrive at 6am..

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Haryanvi Tau-Bidi Todegi Ke

हरयाणवी ताऊ खाट पे लेटा था

 

घà¤

Me When Mom Returns From Shopping

 

Me When Mom Returns From Shopping

Sharabi ka wife ko SMS

Ek sharabi ne apni wife ko office party se sms kiya…

“Party khatam hone wali

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Jab Koi Dost Kahani Sunata Hai

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when train is late
GIRLS:
1. sit and wait .

Bidi Lene Gaya Tha

 

Bidi Lene Gaya Tha