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Teacher- Ek Mahaan Insaan Ka Naam Batao
  टीचर : एक महान Insaan का नाम बताओ?? पप्पू : आलिया भट्ट.   टीच

Alia- Tu Tension Na Le Mene Pehle Hi battary Nikal Li Hai
  Varun dawan alia bhatt se bolta hai: Alia raat ko mobile charge mat kar battary fat jati hai Alia Bhatt : Tu tension na le.. Maine battary

Funny Jokes on alia bhatt
  Navjot Sidhu : Alia, Have U heard about Don Bradman Alia : Sorry, I am not Interested in the Underworld!!!

Alia- Ball ko Kitna Gol Karoge
Alia :- ye log football ko kyon maar rahe hain ?   Shahrukh khan :- Goal karne ke liye …   Alia :- pahle hi to gol hai ! Aur kitn

Alia Bhatt Best Jokes
आलिया भट्ट और राहुल गाँधी दोनों मिले राहुल : कोई मजेदार ब

Big Boss me salmaan khan plane udayenge
    Big Boss me salman khan Iss bar ke Big Boss me Salman Khan Aeroplane chalayege… Foot path pe sone wale logo me khushi ki lah

Naye Doctor Ka Pehla Operation
नए-नए डॉक्टर ने अपने जीवन का पहला ऑपरेशन किया। ऑपरेशन के थ

Shanivaar ki raat abhishek ke sath
    Ab har ghar mein paida hoga chhota ABHISHEK. Kyu? Kyu ki ZEE CINEMA dekhne wali har aurat kehti hai. SHANIVAR KI RAAT AMITABH K SAAT

Rajnikant se to raavn bhi darta hai
Ram Aur Raavan Mein Ghamasaan Yudh Ho Raha Tha,   Achanak Ravan Ne Ram Ke Piche Ek Aadmi Dekha Aur Bola,   Ravan: “Chal Ok Bye&rdq

rahul ki murgi
Rahul (Pahalwan Se) :  Tum kitne aadami ko utha sakte hoo.. Pahalwan : 4 ko .. Rahul : Bas.. Tum se achi to meri murgi hai jo subah pure muha

Sangeet se paani garam ho sakta hai
Alia क्या तुम जानती हो कि संगीत में इतनी शक्ति

Funny Celebrity Jokes
Deepika: Will You Come To See My Chennai Express?Alia: No! IRCTC Site Is Not Working.

Hrithik Roshan Ka Dance
Jaisa Ki Sab Jante Hai Ki Hrithik Roshan Ka Dance Bada Mast Hai.   Ek Din Ese Hi Baaton Baaton Mein Hrithik Bhai Apne Rajnikanth Ko Dance Compe

Sunny leone in swimming pool
  Sunny Leone स्विमिंग पूल में गयी   गार्ड ने मल्लिका को देखा

Honey singh aur ladki ka baap
हनी सिंह फ़ोन पे अंकल, है घर , है पैसा है गाड़ी, दो जोड़ी में लड़क

santa banta chal faasi lga lete hai
  Santa aur Banta 8th mein    aathvi Baar Fail Ho gaye   Santa: Chal Suicide kar le       Banta: Saale, Pa

Aagyi Garmi
गर्ल:- मैं तुम्हारे लिए आग पे चल सकती हूँ…   नदी में कूद

Class ki aatankwadi ladkiya
वो लड़कियां भी किसी आतंकवादी से कम नही हुआ करती थी…    

Class Ki Ladki
Class ki har ladki ek phool hai,  Usse chahna ek bhool hai.  Jo inki soch mein gul hai,  Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai

Google is a girl or a baby
  Teacher: Google is a girl or a boy..? Student: Google is a Girl…..because it won’t let you complete   the whole sentence

 

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