Banta's Date
A cop stops his patrol car when he sees Banta and his girlfriend sitting on the curb. Banta is laying on his side with his pants pulled down, the girl
Deep Mines
Santa and Banta decide to apply for jobs at a mine that had opened nearby. After sitting in the waiting room for a while, Banta gets called in for his
Santa`s Dream
Once Santa kept having the same weird dream everynight, so he went to a doctor.
Doctor: What was your dream about?
Santa: I was being chased by a va
Thai Restaurant
Santa and Banta, along with some friends agreed to try a Thai Restaurant.
While looking at the menu, Banta noticed Santa looking at the vegetarian se
Outhouse Hole
Santa and his wife, Jeeto, were living in a farm up in the hills. One day, Santa found that the hole under the outhouse is full. He tells Jeeto that h
Indian Contractor
Three construction contractors died and went to heaven - a Pakistani, a Chinese, and an Indian. When they got there St. Peter welcomed them warmly and
Cross-Eyed Bull
Banta has a cross-eyed bull that keeps bumping into things. He calls up to vet to try to remedy the problem.
The vet says, "I think the best thing is
Women are clever
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said
A beautiful Love Story
There was an ant and an elephant who were in Love. Here ant is the male and the elephant female. Once they both were in lovers park exchanging sweet n
Bush and Gore
Bush and Gore were sitting in a restaurant to discuss the craziness of the
election.When the waitress came to take their orders, Gore said, "I'll ta
Titanic Video vs Clinton Video
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Clinton Goes To Heaven
President Clinton had just died and wound up at the Pearly Gates of Heaven..."And who might you be?" inquires St. Peter. "It's me, Bill
Clinton, for
Al Gore's New Program
Al Gore was entertaining Joe Leiberman and decided to show off his new home.
Upon entering the bedroom, Joe noticed a very large wooden box with 5 e
Saddam and Clinton
Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first round of
talks in a new peace process. When Bill sits down, he notices three button
How Government Works
Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.
Congress said," Someone may steal from it at night." So they
Report Card
Eight-year-old Anita brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good... mostly A's and a couple of B's. However, her teacher had written
Fishing License
Banta was carrying a large fish in a bucket of water away from a lake, which was well known for its excellent fishing when a Fishery officer stopped h
Sharing a Bed
Two drunks, Santa and Banta, enter a hotel late at night. They approach the clerk, and Santa says, "Could you pleash give ush a bed with two rooms?"
A round of drinks
Banta was not home at his usual hour, and his wife, Preeto, was fuming, as the clock ticked later and later. Finally, about 3:00 AM she heard a noise
My Friend Circle
Santa came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife, Jeeto, with a new born baby. Furious, he was determined
to track down the fathe
