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shadi me jaunga ya nahi
pappu apni shadiwale din bhi udaas tha  uske ek dost ne puchha-kya hua kun udaas betha hai? pappu ladki walo ne papa ko phone kiya tha ki 

patni apne pati ke pass ayi
पार्टी में सुंदर लड़की से हंस-हंस कर बातें कर रहे पति के पा

santa ne ek bar amrud kharda
Santa Ne Ek Bar Bazar Mein Amrood Khareeda Aur Khane Laga.  Achanak Usne Dekha Ki Amarood Bich Mein Ek Keeda Hai. Santa Gusse Se: Abe Oye, Tere

santa or uski tapasya
Bant Bhagwan Ki Tapasyaa Karna Shuru Kari.  Kafi Time Ke Baad Bhagwan Ji Uski Tapasya Se  Khush Hokar Prakat Hue Aur Bole. Bhagwan: Var M

jangal me ghumne ga
Santa And Banta Jungle Mein Ghumne Gaye, Saamne Se Ek Sher Aa Gaya. Banta Ne Sher Ki Aakhon Main Mitti Phenki, Aur Santa Ko Chilla Kar Bola: Oye Baag

boyfriend kanhi or milna chahta hai
boyfriend- kal se hum kanhi or milenge  girlfriend- kun ? boyfriend- bade jalim hai teri gali ke bathce  girlfriend- batao bhi hua kya?

shadi ke bad
girlfriend- me shadi ke sare tumhare dukh bant lungi  boyfriend- par me dukhi kahan hun  girlfriend- me tumse shadi ki bat kar rahi hun&nb

biwi gayi moll
pati- kahan gayab thi 5 ghante se?  biwi- moll gayi thi shoping karne , pati- kya kya liya? biwi- ek jodi sendil,top,jwelryi,or 50 selfies

patni ki umar 48 hai
patni- janu sunte ho meri umar 48 hote huy bhi  apka ek dost mere husan ki  bat karta hai pati- usman bhai hoga... patni- aapne kese pehc

pati banduk leke khada hai
biwi- ye banduk leke darwaje pe ku khade ho...? pati- sher ka shikar karne ja raha hun.. pati- bahar kuta khada hai...!

sass pareshan ho gayi
pati-pati apni patni ko foz hone karke kehta hai, tum kub aaogi    sasu ji-sasu ma ne phone uthaya  kitni baar kaha hai ki vo ab t

facebook baba ki jai ho
संजू: आज तो facebook ने बचा लिया  राहुल : कैसे ? क्या हुआ ? संजू :

Socha Dhakkan Ko Wish Kar Du..
  Happy Birthday 2 YOU . . . .  Shocked Na ? Actually Jems bond Ne Aaj k Din Cooker k Dhakkan ka Avishkar Kiya Tha, Socha Sare Dhakkano

Funniest Yo Momma Jokes
  Yo mama's lips are so big, she whispers in her own ear and talk

Yo Momma said dont feed the bear
  Yo mama's  is so hairy they have it on a sign at Yellowstone saying "Don't feed the bears feed me

New April Fools day Jokes
मुझे आपकी एक बात पता चली है ज़रा फ्री होकर कॉल करना ओके ....

Pappu ne Conductor ko banaya ullu
Pappu 1st अप्रैल के दिन बस में चढ़ा ,, कंडक्टर ने टिकट माँगा , तो 10

GF Ki Shadi Me Naagin Dance
मेरे दोस्त ने अपनी GF  की शादी में इतना जबरदस्त नागिन डां

Beta- Aap Andhere Me Likh Sakte ho
बेटा - पापा क्या आप अंधेरे में लिख सकते हैं? पिता - हां लिख स

Bete Ke Whastapp se Pitaji Khush
पिता- बेटा, ये लो 1  हजार रुपए। पुत्र- लेकिन पापा ये किसलि

 

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