Aamir Khan: How did India get Independence?
Alia: When you hit a six against England! (Lagaan)…. :-D
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Mahesh Bhatt: Beti, Vote dene chalein?
Alia Bhatt: Papa aap missed call karke bhi vote de sakte hain, Maine kal DID mein dekha tha…!!!
Beti Rocked, Papa Shocked....
Jis din jamanat huyi hmari us din zindgi khatam tumhari ...
Jailer : Suna hain tum shayar ho Kuch sunao yaar
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Qaidi &nda
Wife to her husband: Suno, aate hue zara kitchen se namak lete aana.
Husband (kitchen se): Y
When You See It
Naagin Banke Dikhao
These Two Places Are Very Dangerous To A Boys Life..
These Two Places Are Very Dangerous To A Boys Life..
When You Realise 2000 Was 20 Years Ago..
When You Realise 2000 Was 20 Years Ago..
Bulati hai magar Janey Ka Nahi
Bulati Hai Magar Ka Janey Ka Nahi
Logic Gaya Tel Lene
When You Don't Work On Home Boss be Like Ye Hai Tumhara Work From Home..
When You Don't Work On Home Boss be Like Ye Hai Tumhara Work From Home..
Interviewer: What is a skeleton?
Santa: Sir, skeleton is a person who star
