Alia Bhatt Jokes

Alia Travelled in Bus
A Girl`s Facebook status:  Alia Travelled in Bus after long time. Comments Left by Male friends: 1) Awww, so sweet...  

Alia And Boman
  Scene: Boman Irani asks Alia Boman: Alia do you know MS office? Alia: If you tell me the address I ll know.

Alia bhatt- Miss Call maar Ke Vote Dete hai
    Mahesh Bhaat:Vote dene chalein?  Alia Bhaat: Papa aap miss call karke bhi vote de sakthe hain,  maine kal DID mein dekha t

David Dhawan ka Beta Shikhar Dhawan
  Issi Beech 'Alia Bhatt' Ne David Dhawan Ko Unke Bete Shikhar Dhawan Ke Shatak Maarne Par Badhayi Di!  Yah Sun Kar David Dhawan Phone Par

Alia to Trump
Trump: Trump said “There is no word like impossible in my dictionary.”   Alia: shayad dictionary ka Naya version Aaya Hoga, Mujhe p

Alia bhatt ke ghar chori
  Alia Bhatt- Kal raat chor mere ghar se TV ke Ilaava sab samaan le gaya,   Varun- TV kyon nahi legaya ? Alia Bhatt- TV toh mai Dekh ra

Zehar Ka Tod
अगर आपका सिर दर्द कर रहा है तो आलिया से सवाल पूछे   क्यों

Alia bhatt on KBC
Scene: Alia Bhatt on KBC   Q. Alia, which of the following is the largest?   A. A Peanut   B. An Elephant   C. The Moon &

Hockey team ka coach
भारत की महिला हॉकी टीम के कोच कौन हैं?   आलिया- शाहरुख खा

Alia reading newspaper
  News: “Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump” , Aalia comments: Idiot !! , , Who told him to wear gold medal while ju

Funny Alia Bhatt jokes
  आलियाभट्ट ने फोन पर कर्नल बैंसला से पूछा, “आपको Reservation

Alia Aur Arnab
Alia Bhatt in Arnab Goswami’s studio . Arnab Goswami: Alia, Who will win the elections? . Alia: Aam aadmi party because its ‘aam&rsquo

Alia bhatt- Kitne huye
Alia Bhatt: Bhaiyya 10rs. wali Maggi dena. Shopkeeper: Ye lo Alia Bhatt: Kitne hue?

Alia bhatt Train me
Train me Alia Bhatt ne Sidharth ke upar wali seat pe apna saman rakh liya Sidharth : Yar Alia apna saman kahi aur rakh .. mere sar pe gir jayega..

Modi Ji Ka First Name
  Modi Ji ka first Name kya hai ??? Alia : Abki Baar!!!

Alia- ye lo pese radio me naya mausam dal do
  Alia Bhatt ka radio kharab ho gya.. Wo Mechanics me paas le gai. Mechanic : Ye Radio bilkul thik hai bas mausam kharab hai.. isliye nahi ch

New Funny Jokes Alia Bhatt
Rahul Gandhi : I am reading Shakespeare to improve my GK.. Alia : Achha !!! Who wrote it ???

Alia- me chotte logo ko nahi janti
Rajnikant:- Alia, have you heard about chota don ?   Alia :- Sorry, me chotte logo ko nahi janti

Teacher- Ek Mahaan Insaan Ka Naam Batao
  टीचर : एक महान Insaan का नाम बताओ?? पप्पू : आलिया भट्ट.   टीच

Alia- Tu Tension Na Le Mene Pehle Hi battary Nikal Li Hai
  Varun dawan alia bhatt se bolta hai: Alia raat ko mobile charge mat kar battary fat jati hai Alia Bhatt : Tu tension na le.. Maine battary

 

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