Alia reading newspaper....
News:
“Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump”
Alia comments:
Idiot !!
Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping!!!!
Santa: Aap mujhe sanskrit seekha do,
Pandit: kyun?
Santa: Devtaao ki bhasha hai, Swarg
Ek Doctor Ne Naya Clinic Khola. .
Thodi Der Bad Ek Aadmi Aaya. .
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Doctor Ne Apne
Can't Be Like
Pyar Andha Nahi Chor Bhi Hota Hai
Pyar Andha Nahi Chor Bhi Hota Hai
राहुल- मेरको एक बात केहनी है
आलिया
Which stadium is this ? its Wankhede ^_^
SRK asked an MCA official "Which stadium is this?"
The official said "Wankhede" SRK heard
पप्पू ट्रक ड्राइवर से बोला – क्या त
Sabse Zyada Gussa Kab Aata Hai..???
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Jab Aapka Teacher Bole:
My Bestfriend Starts Singing Be Like
When My Bestfriend Starts Singing....
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Me - y
Fruit vendor: 2 bananas for 400/-, 3 for 442/-. Discount because there are only 3