Before Lending Notebooks


Posted on 26th Feb 2015 06:30 pm by mohit kumar

What Girls do before lending Notebooks:

1. Time pe wapas de dena.
2. Kho mat dena.
3. Pages faadna mat aur mode mat dena.
4. Kisi aur ko mat dena
5. Check karne do ki peeche kuch personal likha toh nahi hai.
6. Haan ab le jaao.

What Boys do:

Jab apni submit karege tab meri bhi kar dio.

Aish kar jaa!!

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