Bete Ke Marks

Posted on 13th Jan 2020 04:22 pm by rohit kumar

 

पापा: कितनी फ्रीक्वेंसी का भूकंप आया था…!! . 

बेटा: 7.9 का !! . 

पापा: बेटा!! अब तो भूकंप भी तेरे नंबर से ज्यादा आने लगे..!!

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Toppers In Exam ..

 

Toppers In Exam ..

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Main nahi Dikhaunga

Sharabi santa ka Pyar

संता शराब पीकर नंबर dial करता है , तभी लड़�

Ladka Ladki Pyaar Me Loyal

Agar Ladki Loyal To Ladka Kaat Dega..

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Agar Ladka Loyal To Ladki Kaat Degi..

When GF Says Woh Pata Nahi Ji Kon Sa Nasha Karta Hai..

When GF Says Woh Pata Nahi Ji Kon Sa Nasha Karta Hai..

Universal Truth

 

Universal Truth

Sabjiwali Par Dhayan

आज फिर कीड़े वाले बैंगन ले आये 

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You Have No Boyfriend

Boy: Why dont you have A Boyfriend? 

Girl: I Am Not Allowed To Have A Boyfriend.&nbs

Santa Ne Sim Change Kar Diya

 

Santa ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha,

Santa ne new sim khareed kar usk

Banta Aur Bhagwan Var Maango Vats

Banta Bhagwan Ki Tapasyaa Karna Shuru Kari. Kafi Time Ke Baad Bhagwan Ji Uski Tapasya Se Khush Ho

When You Are in lastbench in exam and remember only your name be Like..

 

When You Are in lastbench in exam and remember only your name be Like..