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Birthday Gift Me Weight Machine

Posted on 2nd Mar 2020 04:10 pm by rohit kumar

पत्नी के जन्मदिन पर कंजूस मख्हिचुस पति ने पूछा-तुम्हे क्या गिफ्ट चाहिए?

पत्नी की नयी गाड़ी लेने की इच्छा थी

उसने कहा-मुझे ऐसी चीज लेकर दो जिस पर मे बैठने पर वो 1 सेकण्ड में 0 से 100 पर जाये।

शाम को ही प्यारे पतिने उसे वजन करने की मशीन गिफ्ट कर दी

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