Doctor and Patient

Posted on 17th Feb 2020 12:05 pm by rohit kumar

 

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

 

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

 

Doctor: "Nine."

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Khatarnak Bezzati

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Thank You Ramanand Sagar ji And Ravinder Jain Ji

 

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Hamara Beta,Aatmnirbhar Banega

 

Hamara Beta,Aatmnirbhar Banega

Indians -Ab Maza Aayega Na Bhidu

Ab Maza Aayega Na Bhidu

Modi Ji Ache Din Kab Ayenge

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Wo ache din kab ayenge

Me After Slapping Relative's Child

 

Me After Slapping Relative's Child..

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KXIP Players Getting Ready To Hug Preity Zinta..

KXIP Players Getting Ready To Hug Preity Zinta..

Little Johnny feels guilty

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"

*Nobody stands up*

Teacher