Doctor and Patient

Posted on 17th Feb 2020 12:05 pm by rohit kumar

 

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

 

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

 

Doctor: "Nine."

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