Good Habit


Posted on 31st Jan 2015 06:20 pm by mohit kumar

एक टीचर बच्चों को अच्छी आदतों के बारे में बता रही थी।

उसने एक बच्चे से पूछा, अगर गलती से तुम्हारा पैर एक वृद्ध महिला पर पड़ गया तो क्या करोगे?

बच्चा: सॉरी बोलूंगा मैडम।

टीचर: बहुत अच्छा अगर वह खुश होकर तुम्हें चॉकलेट दे तो फिर?

बच्चा (तपाक से): दूसरे पैर पर चढ़ जाऊंगा, ताकि एक और चॉकलेट मिले।

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