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Posted on 5th Feb 2020 01:20 pm by rohit kumar

 

पापा – मेरा बेटा मेरे से ज्यादा प्यार करता है

मम्मी – जाओ जाओ ये मुझसे ज्यादा प्यार करता है

पापा – अच्छा चलो बेटे को

चुपके से कंकड़ मारते हैं

वो डरकर मम्मी को आवाज लगायेगा

या पापा को ,,,,

जिसको आवाज लगायी वो जीतेगा..

मम्मी – ठीक है

जैसे ही पत्थर मारा

बेटा – कोण स है रे 

बाहर आ के बताऊ के ? ?

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