haryanvi ka proposal


Posted on 14th Feb 2020 01:18 pm by rohit kumar

एक दुबली पतली सी लड़की मे वैलेंटाइन से पहले एक लड़के को 'आई लव यू' कहा... जाट भाई ने प्रपोजल का जवाब कुछ ऐसे दिया

चेहरा भी तेरा खास कोई न
हड्डियों पर तेरे मांस कोई न
मैं प्यार तुझसे खाक करूंगा
तेरी तो 14 फरवरी तक जीने के भी आस कोई न

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