In a party..
Wife: Look At that guy drinking n dancing.!
Husband: Who’s he?
Wife: 10 years back he proposed me & I rejected him
Husband: Oh my god, he is still celebrating....
Mask Nahi Bhulna
Alia bhatt - Ye Tantrik Kya Hota Hai
जौहरी: हीरा , पन्ना, मोती कौन सा रत्न द
When you look up during
exam and make eye contact
with your teacher..
Happy Birthday To The Brilliant Actor Paresh Rawal
Happy Birthday To The Brilliant Actor Paresh Rawal
पत्नी अपने पति से: शादी से पहले तो तुम
Nibbi on call - Aww mela babu chola hai
Me - Sleeping
Nibbi on call - Aww mela babu chola hai
Me - N
आलिया भट्ट एक दुकान में गयी..
आलिया
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
k ... gm ... hmmmm... insaan h ya bhains ^_^
Aaj tak samjh mein nahi aaya ki
OK ki jagah " K " aur
GOOD MORNING ki jagah " GM " li
SANTA:maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya.
BANTA:woh kaise?
