Kutte Ka Hamla


Posted on 2nd Mar 2020 03:07 pm by rohit kumar

पिता ने पूछा – “क्या वह तेरे पीछे भागा, क्या उसने तेरे ऊपर हमला किया ?”

लड़के ने कहा – “वह हमला क्यों करेगा ? वह तो पड़ोस का लंगड़ा कुत्ता था | जो कि मेरे पीछे-पीछे आ रहा था ”

पिता नाराज होकर बोले – “करोड़ों बार कह चुका हूं कि अतिशयोक्तिमें न बोला कर ”

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