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Posted on 28th Feb 2015 06:14 pm by mohit kumar

टीचर- नेता जी आपका बेटा फेल हो गया है और आप लड्डू बांट रहे हैं?

नेता जी- 70 लड़कों के क्लास में 60 फेल हैं,

बहुमत तो मेरे बेटे के ही साथ है जी, फिर क्यों न बांटूं लड्डू।

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