One Liner Jokes

Remand Or Demand
पुलिस रिमांड से मारती है और पत्नी डिमांड से

Bhla ho Facebook Whatsapp ka
  भला हो “फेसबुक”और whatsapp का वरना ना जाने कितने “शायर&r

Tu Pyar Hai Kisi Or Ka
  “आज भी हमारे देश में ‘तू प्यार है, किसी और का, तुझे चा

Galti Se Recharge
  दुनिया का सबसे मजबूर और बेचारा इंसान वो है !! . . . जो जल्दी

Mooh Band Nahi Hota
  भीषण से भीषण ठंड भी महिलाओं की सिर्फ 'नाक' ही बंद कर सकत

Waqt Nahi Gujarta
  वक़्त ख़राब हो तो फिर भी कट जाता है लेकिन मोबाइल खराब हो त

Buy Happiness
It is said that, you can't buy happiness. You only need to know the right places...

Feel the Rain
Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.

True Friendship
TRUE FRIENDSHIP: Walking into a persons house and your wifi connects automatically.

Break Down
Escalators don't break down... they just turn into stairs.

My wife and I
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Most of It
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

Nobody Cares
If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

Great Teacher
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

Money talks
Money talks ...but all mine ever says is good-bye.

Relationships
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

Main Reason
Marriage is the main reason for divorce.

Concept of one inch
Why can't women read maps? Only the male mind can comprehend the concept of one inch equaling a mile.

Some Memory
Everyone has a photographic memory, some don't have film.

 

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