Patni Ek Bomb


Posted on 10th Jan 2020 10:57 am by rohit kumar

 

"पत्नी तैयार होकर अपने पति से पूछती है – कैसी लग रही हूं मैं?

पति – कसम से दिल तो कर रहा है कि तुझे पाकिस्तान फेंक आऊं

पत्नी – क्या मतलब?

पति – बम लग रही है बम

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