patni- tabij nahi tea bag hai


Posted on 14th Feb 2020 12:03 pm by rohit kumar

शादी के अगले दिन ही अचानक पति

 

अपनी बीवी को पीटने लगा।।।

लोगों ने पूछा क्यों मार रहे हो बेचारी

को?

पति ने बोला।।।इसने मेरी चाय में

ताबीज डाला है, मुझे वश में करने के

लिए।

मुझे मेरी मां से दूर करना चाहती है।

बीवी रोते हुए गुस्से में बोली, वो ताबीज नहीं टी बैग है।

 

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