Pyaz Ki Kheti


Posted on 13th Jan 2020 02:24 pm by rohit kumar

 

लड़का:- अंकल मैं आपकी लड़की से शादी करना चाहता हूं। 

बाप:- करते क्या हो? लड़का:- जी, खेती। 

बाप:- इस ज़माने में खेती? भाग! यह शादी नहीं हो सकती… 

लड़का:- अंकल…‘प्याज’ की खेती करता हूं। 

बाप:- दामाद जी तो अगले महीने की 2 तारीख कैसी रहेगी?!!! ????????

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