Pyaz Ki Kheti


Posted on 13th Jan 2020 02:24 pm by rohit kumar

 

लड़का:- अंकल मैं आपकी लड़की से शादी करना चाहता हूं। 

बाप:- करते क्या हो? लड़का:- जी, खेती। 

बाप:- इस ज़माने में खेती? भाग! यह शादी नहीं हो सकती… 

Did you know?Explore Trending and Topic pages for more stories like this.

लड़का:- अंकल…‘प्याज’ की खेती करता हूं। 

बाप:- दामाद जी तो अगले महीने की 2 तारीख कैसी रहेगी?!!! ????????

0 Like 0 Dislike
Previous jokes Next jokes
Other jokes

Mom Back From Market

 

Mom Back From Market

Chotte-Mujhe Sab Pata Hain

 

Teacher : Hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab pata hai.

Chotte : Papa mujhe sab pata

Indian Players After Scoring Half Century...

Indian Players After Scoring Half Century...

Biwi Se Jyda Kapde Respect Dete hai

 

बीबी से ज्यादा respect मुझे उसकेअलम

When WhatsApp Says We Have Updated Our New Policies..

When WhatsApp Says We Have Updated Our New Policies..

.

.

.

The W

Fast Baller Salma

 

India Ko Mili Fast Baller Salma

.

.

.

.

In

Sasural Ke Laddu

पति- सुतली बम है क्या??

पत्नी- दिवाल

Me After Eating Lays Chips

 

Me After Eating Lays Chips

Would you like to be my sun

 

Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?

 

 

Dettol Kills 99.09% germs

Dettol Kills 99.09% germs

Sign up to write
Sign up now to share a joke with us.
Login   |   Register
Follow Us
Indyaspeak @ Facebook Indyaspeak @ Twitter Indyaspeak @ Pinterest RSS



Play Free Quiz and Win Cash