Santa Akshay Kumar ki 'Housefull' movie dekhane gaya. Magar dekh nahi saka.
Banta: Oye ! Tu to kitane bar theatre mein gaya tha. Magar movie kyon nahin dekhi ?
Santa: Arre, jab bhi main movie ka ticket nikal ne ja ta to mujhe har bar housefull ka board hi dikhata !
Media - Aliens Le Gaya Plane..
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Me - Hello Jadoo B*sdk plnae
When Someone asks - Kaha rehte ho ajkal
When Someone asks - Kaha rehte ho ajkal
I am sure that,
abhi bhi mask nahi lagaya hai
Tumhara iphone Kon C company ka Hai
Tumhara iphone Kon C company ka Hai
How’d you come out that fight with your wife?”
“She came
When Someone Told You Are In Relationship
Someone -Tum to relation me honge na..
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Me -
Pehechan Kon
When Students Gives Stupid Answer
Teacher - Which Mammal is Know To spend most of it's life in air but gives birth on land..
<Me Watching Last 20 Overs Of Last Test..
Me Watching Last 20 Overs Of Last Test..
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Har Ball
Everytime I Try to hit a fly
Tum Mujhe waha dhoond rahe ho,
