Santa Akshay Kumar ki 'Housefull' movie dekhane gaya. Magar dekh nahi saka.
Banta: Oye ! Tu to kitane bar theatre mein gaya tha. Magar movie kyon nahin dekhi ?
Santa: Arre, jab bhi main movie ka ticket nikal ne ja ta to mujhe har bar housefull ka board hi dikhata !
front and back attested be like
He was Asked to get both
front and back attested
Maggie In Life
Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher
TV Remote In India Right Now
Yo mama's lips are so big, she whispers in her own ear and talk
This Is The Buisness
Show Me The Best Sonu
father ya To tu phone chhod de ya ghar
मां : तेरे लिए एक लड़का देखा है
When You Have Confusion Problem
When You Have Confusion Problem