Santa- hum 2 se 3 ho gaye

Posted on 21st Feb 2020 12:04 pm by rohit kumar

 

Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai!

Maa: Bolo beta.

Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye.

Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki.

Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli.

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