Santa: jab me chota tha to ek baar kutub minaar se gir gaya tha.
Banta: Acha!!to mar gya ya bach gya.
Santa: Saale.! mujhe kya pata, me to chota tha.
Lockdown Has Extended
5yrs Old Me Trying To see If The Fridge Bulb Remains On After I Close The Door
5yrs Old Me Trying To see If The Fridge Bulb Remains On After I Close The Door
When You Change The Channel Mom Be Like
Mom Watching TV..
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Me - Mein Channel Change Kar raha hu..
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एक तोता एक कार से टकरा गया, तो उस
Dogs Be Like:Kitney Aaram Se Jaa raha hai abhi bhonk kar iski phaadta hu..
Ladke Wale- Beti Tumhe Bhi Kuch puchna hai to puch lo
Ladke Wale- Beti Tumhe Bhi Kuch puchna hai to puch lo..
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When You Submit The Form Employees Be Like
At SBI Bank..
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Me - Sir ye Form Submit Karna Tha..
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Me- Mom Jayada Bhook Nahi,Bas ek hi roti banana mere liye
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Someone Tumse kon pyar karta Hai
Someone Tumse kon pyar karta Hai
When You Sleep At 5AM And Wakeup At 7AM...
When You Sleep At 5AM And Wakeup At 7AM...