Santa’s e-banking password was:
“ram-sita-laxman-hanuman-ravan-delhi-kejriwal”
Banta: Yaar! Itna lamba password?
Santa: Kya karoon. Bank wale kehte hai ki password main 5 character aur 1 capital hona chahie….
Banta: wo sab thik hai, par Kejri uncle kyun ??
Santa: Ek special character bhi zaroori hai….
Nibbis Nowadays: Pata Nahi Mele Baabu ne Thana Thaya Hoga Ki Nahi
Nibbis Nowadays: Pata Nahi Mele Baabu ne Thana Thaya Hoga Ki Nahi
Wife: Tum Saari Dunya Mein Bhi Dhoondo
To Bhi Mujh Jaisi Doosri Nahi Milegi.
Husb
I Am That Kind of Person
Taale natal Kalta Hai meli
Atalji ne aisa kya kiya tha ki unhe Bharat Rantan diya jayega ? ^_^
Aaj subah Atalji ke Bharat Ratn ki khabar par wife ne poocha ki inhone aisa kya kiya tha?
Jacob- Why Teacher wearing sunglasses
Jacob: Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school?
Leonard: Why?
Jacob: She
Ye Rishta Kya Kehlata Hai
Teacher Ke Sawal Sanju Ke Bawal
टीचर : मैं 2 वाक्य दूंगा आपको उसम
Sid ; Chai Bolo chai
Sana ; Chai
