Santa’s e-banking password was:
“ram-sita-laxman-hanuman-ravan-delhi-kejriwal”
Banta: Yaar! Itna lamba password?
Santa: Kya karoon. Bank wale kehte hai ki password main 5 character aur 1 capital hona chahie….
Banta: wo sab thik hai, par Kejri uncle kyun ??
Santa: Ek special character bhi zaroori hai….
Lockdown Again
मोटू ने अपने दोस्त पतलू से कहा, इतन
Saddest Person On The Earth Right Now..
Saddest Person On The Earth Right Now..
"Police: what were you doing saturday night? / suspect: yo mamma"
Yo mamma
Santa – Rahul gandhi ne bhart ko badnam kar diya hain.
Banta –
Baap Ke Pure Paise Leke Bhaga Ladka ladki Ke Sath
Baap Ke Pure Paise Leke Bhaga Ladka ladki Ke Sath
अगर ड्रग्स पर ‘उड़ता पंजाब’
Sasural Me Damad Ka Sammaan Kyu hota Hai
साली: अच्छा जीजू एक बात बत
Aajkal ke Love Couple 1 din me
Jitni baar I Love You bolte hai
utn
Kanjoos santa ka achanak chat se pair fisal gaya,
aur wo neeche girne laga.
Jaise
