Santa-Sir Aap Kyu Utar rahe Ho

Posted on 11th Feb 2020 10:21 am by rohit kumar

teacher :- जल्दी जल्दी

सब कुछ सुना नहीं तो

चड्डी उतार कर मारूँगा

Santa :- सर,

ग़लती तो मैने की है आप चड्डी क्यूँ उतर रहे हो??

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