Memory card Nahi Ration card Hai
Jatt : Mujhe mobile me MP3 songs dalwane hai.
Mobile Shop Wala : Memory card hai kya?
Jatt : Nahi memory card nahi hai, RASAN CARD chalega?
Santa to mom - Apne mujhe kese pehchana
Santa : Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha?
Mom : Nahi to beta!
Santa : To phir paida hone ke baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise
Dad Reaction
My Dad Reaction after seeing my
instagram ID.
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Dad - Bade harami Ho Beta
Sache Dost Ke Fayde
जीवन में कम से कम एक सच्चा मित्र हमेशा अपने पास रखो
ताक
Wife is Alcoholic
“My wife suffers from a drinking problem.”
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“Oh is she an alcoholic?”
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“No, I am, but she’s the one who suff
Man Falls Down from mountain
On a mountain trip a man falls down into a crack. His wife calls after him, “Are you OK?”
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“Yeah!”
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“Are you hurt?
Doctor found new drug for sleep
Doctor: “I’ve found a great new drug that can help you with your sleeping problem.”
Patient: “Great,
Dentist- this will Hurt You
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”
Patient: “OK.”
Dentist: “I’ve been having an affair with you
Eating Dreams
I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
Understanding A girl
Understanding A Girl
This Is Like Downloading A 4GB File.
At The Speed Of 2kbps.
Which Ends Up..
Hell and heaven
What Is Heaven?
American Salary,
German Car,
Chinese Food &
Indian Wife
And What Is Hell?
American Wife,
Ge
Ladki Ki Umar Mat Puchna
दो लड़कियां बस में सीट के लिए लड़ रही थीं
कंडक्टर- अरे क्य
ladki ko kese Impress kese kare
लड़की को इम्प्रेस कैसे करे ?
उनकी कद्र कीजिये,
उनको प्
Truck Driver Aur Police
शिक्षक ने Black Board पर एक वाक्य लिखा और पूछा… “पोलिस वाला, ट
Santa Ki facebook Wall
THIS IS A CLASSIC ::
Santa ne facebook pe apna account banaya
aur apni WALL pe likha :
“Yaha thukna mana hai”
&n
Ladki Ki Dhamki
Boy: I am in love with you, totally...
Girl: Tu Totla! Tela Baap Totla!
Question- School Kya Hia
एक टीचर ने बच्चे से पूछा : स्कूल क्या है ….??
बच्चे ने जवाब
New funny jokes
Santa (Ladki ko chedte hue): Hor soniya ki haal he…??
Ladki (gusse me) boli: Jo teri behn ka hai.
Santa (hans kar): Woh to pregnant h
Teacher Ko Maa Samjho
टीचर: अगर अपना कैरेक्टर सुधारना
चाहते हो तो अपनी
टीचर को
Bhadka Hua Manchala
आसाराम, रामपाल, और बाबा राम रहीम पर आरोप के बाद
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