Friend 1: Are yaar ye mobile to mujhe kangaal kar dega.
Friend 2: Kyu?
Frie
Dad: What time did you go to bed last night?
Boy: Sorry but that information is confid
A boy told his friend, “Yaar aik larki mujh ko hans ke dekh rahi hai“
Frie
Patient to Nurse: I Love You.
Tumne mera dil chura liya hai!
Nurse: Chal h
Judge: Order! Order!
Pappu: Ek full chicken masala, 4 paratha, 1 kabab aur 1 coffee.
