Little Johnny was not paying attention in class so the math teacher called on him and said, “Johnny! What are 5, 2, 28 and 40?” Little Johnny quickly replied, “NBC, CBS, HBO, and Cartoon Network!”
Definition of Honeymoon:
a man's last holiday
before he starts working
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Apna India Sarkaar Aur Shadi ek Jese
अपनी इंडिया में सरकार हो या शादी,
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Favorite DP of Every depressed Person
Favorite DP of Every depressed Person..
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जो कह रहे है कि नोटबंदी से 125 करो
पेन खो जाए तो नया ले सकते हैँ
लेकिन
Santa- Bijli Mama Ke Ghar Se Aati Hai
Teacher: beta, bijli kahaan se aati hai?
Ladki Par Marte Hain
लड़की : मेरे हर एक सांस पे लड़के
लफ्जों में क्या तारीफ़ करूँ आपक
pita ( bete se ) – dekhon bete , jua nahin khelate | yah aisee aadat hain ki yadi isamen aa
Ladki ke Sab Kuch hai mere No. chhod Ke
Ladkiyo Ke Pass sab Kuch hai
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