Teacher Aur Alia

Posted on 4th Feb 2020 03:07 pm by rohit kumar

Teacher  (आलिया से): आलिया, बताओ 3*4 कितना हुआ?

Alia : यह तो बहुत ईज़ी है! 12 हुआ।

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टीचर: और 4*3?

.Alia ने कहा  बहुत सिंपल है  21 हुआ।

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