The Teacher Farted


Posted on 29th Jul 2020 04:03 pm by rohit kumar

Today the teacher farted.

It was an awful smell.

It was just like a rotting egg,

Straight from the depths of hell!

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She tried to keep it secret

By sitting in a group.

But it was really obvious,

When she said, "Who did that poop?"

 

She screwed her bright, red face up

And blamed it all on Claire.

But later when I needed help,

The stench was round her chair!

 

Today the teacher farted.

My word, what had she ate?

I'll always remember what she did,

And now I'm thirty-eight!

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