Tumhari Gandi Aadat


Posted on 13th Jan 2020 01:19 pm by rohit kumar

 

पत्नी – क्या हुआ जी ?

 

पति – आज हमारे ऑफिस की बिल्डिंग गिर गयी

सारे लोग मर गये

 

पत्नी – तो आप कैसे बचे ?

 

पति – मैं सिगरेट पीने बाहर गया हुआ था ना ?

 

पत्नी – चलो शुक्र है भगवान का…

 

थोड़ी देर में ही टीवी पर खबर आने लगी कि सरकार ने सभी मृतकों के परिवार वालों को 1 -1 करोड़ रुपये देने का फैसला किया है…

 

पत्नी गुस्से में – ना जाने तुम्हारी ये सिगरेट की आदत कब छूटेगी

 

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