पिता दर्जी से: मैंने सुना है की मेरे बेटे ने 3 साल पहले आपके यहाँ से एक सूट सिलवाया था.
दर्जी: हाँ जी हाँ, क्या आप उधार के पैसे चुकाने आये है.
पिता: जी नहीं, मै तो खुद सूट सिलवाने आया हू.
महाकंजूस सेठ अपने बच्चों से बोला,
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When You Returned From Market And Mom Ask For Money
Me Returned From Market..
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Mom - Kitne Paise Bache..
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Don't Judge Me By My Past
Trying To Cover Whole Syllabus in one Night
Trying To Cover Whole Syllabus in one Night
आलिया भट्ट एक दुकान में गयी..
आलिया
Just imagine gandhi ji ka bday
केवल कल्पना कीजिये..
रोंगटे खड़े हो
Yo Momma said dont feed the bear
Yo mama's is so hairy they have it on a sign at Yellowstone saying "Don't fe
Phat Gayi hai Uski Janey Dijiye
Phat Gayi hai Uski Janey Dijiye
When You Are Angry But No One Takes you seriously
When You Are Angry But No One Takes you seriously
When Someone Uses Your Hotspot And Complaint About Speed..
When Someone Uses Your Hotspot And Complaint About Speed..