Would you like to be my sun


Posted on 21st Feb 2020 12:47 pm by rohit kumar

 

Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?

 

 

Her: Awww... Yes!!!

 

 

Me: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me

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