Would you like to be my sun

Posted on 21st Feb 2020 12:47 pm by rohit kumar

 

Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?

 

 

Her: Awww... Yes!!!

 

 

Me: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me

Other jokes

o Bhai Faado Mujhe Faado

 

Holi exist 

Old T-shirt be like..

 

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World's Message To America

 

Dear Americans..

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Please Do Not Ever Make a movie about

Suna Tha Helicopter Aayenge

 

Suna Tha Helicopter Aayenge

Me After Asking rs 200 with family for friend bday and only spending rs100

 

Me After Asking rs 200 with family for friend bday and only spending rs100.

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Todays Children Do Not Know Them

 

Todays Children Do Not Know Them

Ek Tarfa Pyaar Ki Taaqat hi Kuch Aur Hi Hoti hai..

 

Ek Tarfa Pyaar Ki Taaqat hi Kuch Aur Hi Hoti hai..

After Drinking Mountain Dew Me To Darr..

After Drinking Mountain Dew Me To Darr..

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Me To Darr..

14 years old Nibba and Nibbi right now

 

14 years old Nibba and Nibbi right now

Banta Aur Bhagwan Var Maango Vats

Banta Bhagwan Ki Tapasyaa Karna Shuru Kari. Kafi Time Ke Baad Bhagwan Ji Uski Tapasya Se Khush Ho

Holi Kab Hai, Kab Hai Holi

10 march ki holi hai ab mat puchna kab hai holi