Very funny yo momma jokes
Yo mamma so fat she shakes down the prices just by walking through WalMart.
Funniest Yo Momma Jokes
Yo mama's lips are so big, she whispers in her own ear and talk
Yo Momma said dont feed the bear
Yo mama's is so hairy they have it on a sign at Yellowstone saying "Don't feed the bears feed me
Yo momma talk about branch management
Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed up a tree talking about branch management and authorities
Funny Jokes Yo Momma
yo mama's so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street this is the way
Yo Momma Looking Gorgeous
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind and look gorgeous
Yo Momma Slip while she strike the oil
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil and then she slip
Suspect Yo Momma
"Police: what were you doing saturday night? / suspect: yo mamma"
Yo mamma so dumb that if she spoke her mind she would be speechles and she
Funny Yo Momma Jokes
Yo momma is so so fat... she walked in front of the TV and I missed my favorite shows
New Yo Momma Jokes
Yo momma is so old... she knew Burger King while he was still a prince......
New Yo Momma jokes
Yo Mama is so big… meaning, she runs the PTA and everyone knows her at the grocery store
because she does not take shit from any
Funny Jokes Yo Momma
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
Yo Momma is So Lazy
Yo Mama is so lazy… she doesn’t even do the dishes until after she makes dinner. she is so lazy
Yo Momma best Jokes
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."madam
Yo momma listening 50 cents
Yo momma's so stupid, she put three quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo momma reached another direction
Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction and reached another direction
Yo momma said on my god
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices and said on my god
Yo Momma Professional
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals requirement here
Yo Momma And Kitty
Yo momma is so ugly even Hello Kitty said, "Goodbye" to her
Yo Momma At Sea World
Yo momma's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.
