Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
These Days Like
Roz utho nahao khao so jao
Me going to bed for sleep my phone and earphone
Me going to bed for sleep
Me to my mobile and earphone
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Kaam Ke Time Hi Nind Nahi Aati
Me - Kal Subah Jaldi uthna h to aaj jaldi sojata hu..
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Kitna Pavitra maahol Hai
Ye Kya Zuckerberg Ko Kya Ho Gaya..
Ye Kya Zuckerberg Ko Kya Ho Gaya..
Aakhir Kitna Bachoge
Bheegi Bheegi Sadko Pe Mein tera Intjar karu
When 8 years old me and I see My name in a Book
When 8 years old me and I see My name in a Book
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Me be
Girlfriend asks: Have you ever cheated, lied or broken a promise? To satisfy his girl, the boy re
Me - Happy Birthday Bhai..
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Friend - lekin Aaj Mera Birthday Nahi
