Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Alia Bhatt on Budget by Arun Jaitley
Hey Celina Jaitley….
Nice budget by your father…
regards:
Alia Bhatt
Jab Santa ne dekha Bhoot ko...
Santa: kal main raat ko bathroom mai gaya to ander bhoot tha
Banta: to fir kya hua?
किसी ने कहा:-कुकर में ऑलरेडी एक सीटी ल
Aj Din me kese Ullu Bol ra Hai
एक खूबसूरत लडकी बस स्टैंड पर खडी थी |
Boyfriend: can you be the moon of my life?
Girlfriend: Awww Yes sweetheart..!!
Boyfrien
