I once applied for a life online
Sadly, however, I was declined
They told me I was not eligible
So I wrote them a letter to complain
They sent it back, it was not legible
So on with my search for a life
This has given me a bit of strife
I don't have enough money or any good looks
I can't paint a picture or write a book
I can barely chew gum and walk at the same time
I can even be quiet enough to become a mime
I once asked a professor where to find one
He directed me straight to an Insane Asylum
I can't play the drums or even a fife
I guess I'll have to re-apply, What a Life!
Tears of blood fall from my
Hands starting to sweat.
Next thing you know, your palms are wet.
It gets harder
you have been my friend for a very long time
I asked you to bend and you made a rhyme
When the day is done for the infantry,
they bow their heads and take a knee,
they
No Such Thing As Happy Endings
The first night they meet
He knew it to be true
This girl who lied before him
Listen to my heart as it screams your name.
Look into my eyes as you fix the pain.
<The joke was very funny
She laughed a lot of tears
When suddenly her eye fell out
The bond of friendship is everlasting
True friends never say good-bye
There is pu
You're a very special person.
I'm glad that you're my friend,
For when I need a l
Every tone of life
Makes a note for you.
Every word of life
Makes a phras
