What A Life!


Posted on 25th Jun 2020 02:00 pm by rohit kumar

I once applied for a life online

Sadly, however, I was declined

They told me I was not eligible

So I wrote them a letter to complain

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They sent it back, it was not legible

So on with my search for a life

This has given me a bit of strife

I don't have enough money or any good looks

I can't paint a picture or write a book

I can barely chew gum and walk at the same time

I can even be quiet enough to become a mime

I once asked a professor where to find one

He directed me straight to an Insane Asylum

I can't play the drums or even a fife

I guess I'll have to re-apply, What a Life!

 

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