I once applied for a life online
Sadly, however, I was declined
They told me I was not eligible
So I wrote them a letter to complain
They sent it back, it was not legible
So on with my search for a life
This has given me a bit of strife
I don't have enough money or any good looks
I can't paint a picture or write a book
I can barely chew gum and walk at the same time
I can even be quiet enough to become a mime
I once asked a professor where to find one
He directed me straight to an Insane Asylum
I can't play the drums or even a fife
I guess I'll have to re-apply, What a Life!
My best friend is a book
that doesn't give me a weird look.
It is like a golden d
your eyes are so dreamy
your lips are so soft
your body is so lovely
why
Give me your loving,
give me your heart,
give me everything we won't be apart.
Love is like a bicycle
Left out in the storm
If it's not protected
Rust b
Say yes, and we could surf the highest waves,
Your hand in mine, never losing faith.
Every Day My Love For You Grows
Every day that passes us by
all I could think of is this one guy.
I never thought
I've hunted near, I've hunted far
I even looked inside my car.
I've lost my glass
Relationships are like lemons,
sour but sometimes sweet,
a kiss is like a cherry,
There's none to compare to you,
When we're apart I feel so blue.
I
There once was a monkey in a city's zoo,
who dreamed of the outside sun.
He did l
