I once applied for a life online
Sadly, however, I was declined
They told me I was not eligible
So I wrote them a letter to complain
They sent it back, it was not legible
So on with my search for a life
This has given me a bit of strife
I don't have enough money or any good looks
I can't paint a picture or write a book
I can barely chew gum and walk at the same time
I can even be quiet enough to become a mime
I once asked a professor where to find one
He directed me straight to an Insane Asylum
I can't play the drums or even a fife
I guess I'll have to re-apply, What a Life!
Have you ever fought an ego?
It's a pretty tough thing to beat
It has no face, no
Larry came into my bar
Every day to drink two beers.
"My brother’s death; o
Laid my head upon your chest
Your arms encircled me,
It was, My Love, as if we we
I remember when I was small and cool,
I was always playing truant from school.
My
Don't Go Far Off, Not Even For A Day
Don't go far off, not even for a day, because --
because -- I don't know how to say it: a
A million stars up in the sky.
One shines brighter - I can't deny.
A love so prec
I can't tell you how much my heart hurts every day.
It's full of anger, pain, and regrets
What's The Difference Between Boys And Girls?
Girls?
They seem so innocent,
so....cute.
They love to pla
From the day that I first knew you,
Your heart was pure and kind;
Your smile was
Until I met you my heart stood still
Like the moon and the sun
Their love is true
