I once applied for a life online
Sadly, however, I was declined
They told me I was not eligible
So I wrote them a letter to complain
They sent it back, it was not legible
So on with my search for a life
This has given me a bit of strife
I don't have enough money or any good looks
I can't paint a picture or write a book
I can barely chew gum and walk at the same time
I can even be quiet enough to become a mime
I once asked a professor where to find one
He directed me straight to an Insane Asylum
I can't play the drums or even a fife
I guess I'll have to re-apply, What a Life!
It's strange the things you remember
And the things you seem to forget.
It's a ja
It's getting late, I must go
I had a beer where did it go
I had to pee. I know it
You have become my closest friend.
It's been just about a year,
And you're the on
Don't live in anger, with fear and regrets.
Seek forgiveness and lay your pain to rest.
What is love?
Love is a dangerous thing,
But once you find the one,
It al
The past is the past for a reason.
That is where it is supposed to stay,
But some
Overwhelming and revealing
this amazing feeling,
this ache I crave, this desire,<
I ne'er was struck before that hour
With love so sudden and so sweet.
Her face it
A friend is someone we turn to
when our spirits need a lift,
A friend is someone
My pain and misery fall from the sky
So hard I try to ignore it, but it still gets by.
