I once applied for a life online
Sadly, however, I was declined
They told me I was not eligible
So I wrote them a letter to complain
They sent it back, it was not legible
So on with my search for a life
This has given me a bit of strife
I don't have enough money or any good looks
I can't paint a picture or write a book
I can barely chew gum and walk at the same time
I can even be quiet enough to become a mime
I once asked a professor where to find one
He directed me straight to an Insane Asylum
I can't play the drums or even a fife
I guess I'll have to re-apply, What a Life!
A little bit of laughter,
A little bit of tears,
A little bit of happiness,
Friendship means being there just to be there.
Friendship means listening and not asking
It's done and it's over
I'm through with misery
No more sadness
No more y
Once there was a boy who never
Tore his clothes, or hardly ever,
Never made his s
You told me not to fart mom,
so I didn't eat the beans.
You told me it would smel
You Have Shattered Every Memory Of Us
You have drowned every emotion of us,
Held it underwater until it could no longer breathe
After the fierce midsummer all ablaze
Has burned itself to ashes, and expires
In
The answer lies true in my heart,
So if I tell you, will you tear it apart?
Or wi
If ice cream could be grown on the treetop,
Tiny tummies would be liking it lots.
How I wish to trust
In life, no questions asked,
Hanging on God's words,
