Judge- Chhod Do is masoom ko
    Judge- Kya Sabut Hai ki jab accident hua tab tum car tej nahi chla rahe the.. Victi

BHAROSA KHUD PE RAKHO
BHAROSA KHUD PAR RAKHO  TO TAKAT BAN JATI HAI  OR DUSRO PAR RAKHO TO  KAMJORI BAN

Santa - Ton Ton ton
Maths Teacher Was Teaching   Mathematical Conversions   Teacher-If   1000 Kgs=

AAPKI LADAI KOI OR LAD RAHA HAI
  LADO  LAD NAHI SAKTE TO BOLO BOLL NAHI SAKTE TO LIKHO LIKH NAHI SAKTE TO SATH DO&nbs

KOSHISH KARNE WALON KI HAAR NAHI HOTI
ASAFLTA EK CHUNOTI HAI, ISE SWIKAR KARO KYA KAMI REH GAYI DEKHO OR SUDHAR KARO JUB TAK NA SAFAL HO

Stupid Santa
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Santa: An old king's skeleton. Tourist: Who's that smaller skelet

CHEHRE PE KITABO SE JYADA LIKHA HAI
GIRNA BHI ACHHA HAI  OUKA KA PATA CHALTA HAI BADTE HAI JUB HATH UTHANE KO  APNO KA PATA

Santa Cheated By Shopkeeper
Santa: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Santa: Radio label shows Made in Ja

Santa Singh Married
The man on his right orders a drink, 'Johnnie Walker, single.'   The man on his left says, 'J

DIL DIYA DARD LIYA
Dil diya dard liya Haan maine ishq kiya Dil diya dard liya Haan maine ishq kiya Tera deedar kiya H

HAR SHAYRI ME AOKA NAM
um jo kahte hume Hum jaan laga dete Aangan aapka sajane Hum sara aasman saja dete Sochane nikalt

YAAD ME TERI YAARA
Dard apne dil ka humne Ek arse ke bad khola hai Bas bat ye alag hai Ke dard labon se nahi alfazo

Pati - Daaru Pekar Ghar Aaya
Pati- Daru Peekar Raat Ko Late Ghar Aata Hai. Patni- Haath Me Jhhadu Liye Samne Khadi Dhikti Hai.

CHEN SE SO GAYA
Dusro ki baaton me log yuhi kho gaye Humne shuru kiya batana  To kisse galat ho gaye Hum

MERI JAAN MENE TUMSE KABHI KAHA NAHI
Main karta hun pyar tujhase bohot meri jaan Magar tere jawabo ki chadar se darta hun Tu hai meri j

TUM SANSO KI MEHEK MEI
Gumnam chahato ka silsila Aur kitne din chalega Gum ka suraj sarpar se Kabhi to dhalega Ek sunha

Girl Rocked Boy Shocked
Boy : Where write your name ? On the hand or in the heart ? Girl : love me so much Boy : try and

WO REHTE HAI IS KADAR
Wo ruthe hain is kadar manayein kaise Jazbaat apne dil ke dikhayein kaise Narm ehsaso ki sirhan ke

AMAR HO JAUNGA LAGTA HAI
Anjaana sa Duniya ki baatoon se Din-Pal aur Raaton se Na kisi ke kahne ka asar Na waqif halato se

PATHAR BHI SANGEMARMAR LAGTA HAI
Mehfeel bhi sooni lagti Hai Tera kasar lagta Hai, Gam bhi Khushi lagti Hai Tera asar lagta Hai. Ha