KISI OR KO UDHAR DIYA TUMNE
छुप छुप के जो तरसाया था
देखा होगा रात क
Wife- today i want to relax
Wife:
Today, I want to relax,
so I have brought three movie tickets.
Husband: why three t
Horror night And Beautiful Night
Difference between a beautiful night and a horror night.
Beautiful night is,
When you hug your ted
SAANSE JISME TERE ISHQ KI
Ho toh gayi thi who sabhi baatein jo kehni thi
par shayad koi ek baat reh gayi adhuri hai.
Us sham
INN AANSUON ME UTAR AYA HAI
Aasman mei iss aadhe-adhure chand ke sath
Dil ke dar-o-deewar mei dard utar aaya hai
Zinda
Anna - Elephant Baby
Anna: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant’s milk and gained twenty pounds in a week.
MERI KHAMOSHI USE SUNA DENA
Aaj raat meri yeh khamoshi use suna dena
Kuch na sune toh aansu se fehli shayahi dekha dena
Mei to
BAYAAN KARTE MERI TISHNAGI
Raaz-o-niyaaz jo thi meri zindagi
Tere alwida se hue alhe-e-kalam
Ishq ke sukhan bayaan karte ab m
ZINDAGI SULAJH GAYI
Haathon mei kalam aur kitaab liye
Khaayalon ko nazam banate hue
Zindagi sulajh gayi the
Uljhe hue
Santa - eat different types of cheese
Teacher : Name different types of Cheese.
Santa :
1. White
2. Cottage
3.
DHALTA SURAJ
Shaam ka dhalta sooraj hu main
Halki iss aag mei sulagta hu main
Raat ka andhera jab utar jaye
Me
Santa Banta Go for Pizza
Santa and Banta sat down to have a Pizza.
Santa asks Banta “Shall I cut the p
Santa- Please Give me two of them
One day Santa goes to buy a computer.
Shopkeeper : This machine will reduce your work by ha
Qayamat ka din
Teacher: bachcho kya tum jante ho Qayamat kab aayegi ?
Student: yes sir, jab Vaille
Sweet Memories
Sweet memories ..lovely
Awesome lines
Awesome Saying:
In Life,Don't Be A Rat In A Rat Race Coz Even If You Win You'll Still Be A Rat,
In
Samajwadi Party logo
If Samajwadi Party breaks up into small political parties they will have logos like tyre, tu
Mamta Hates
Mamata hates CPM because they're left.
Mamata hates BJP because they're right.
Mamata hates the ar
Sonia and Rahul
Sonia: Tune kisi ko password bataya kya ?
Rahul: Mumma Modi keh raha tha to disclose all ac
Husband- tumhe Reject karne ki khushi
Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai,
usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi k
liye inkaa
