IT company


Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You`re all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat. So don`t trouble the other employees.
The cannibals promise not to trouble the other employees.
A month later the boss returns and says: "You`re all working very hard, and I`m very satisfied with all of you. However, one of our cleaners has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"
The cannibals disavowed all knowledge of the missing cleaner.
After the boss left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others: "Which of you idiots ate the cleaner?"
A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals says: "You fool! For four weeks we`ve been eating Team Leaders, Managers, and Project Managers so no one would notice anything, and you have to go and eat the cleaner!"

306 Like 51 Dislike
Previous articles Next articles
Other articles

Five reasons computers must be female...
5.No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
4.Even your smallest mistakes are

Project Manager!
A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, anot

Rapid Weight Loss Diet Plan
Follow a three-stage rapid weight loss diet plan to shed off those extra pounds in a few days time.

The writer and his art
It was a holiday. But before I would enjoy the mood, I was disturbed by an inexplicable wave of thou

Tech Support!!
Why we should feel sorry for tech support people:
A woman called the Canon help desk with a pr

NASA`a Chickens:
Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airline

India's options after Mumbai
Despite all the evidence that investigators claim links the Mumbai attacks to groups and individuals

Itemized billing!
There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving hi

GANDHIJI-In England
After completing his High School studies, Gandhi joined the Samaldas College, Bhavnagar and continu

Web design: managing a client’s expectations
Starting a site’s design before the content for that site is fully developed can be a costly mista

Sign up to write
Sign up now if you have flare of writing..
Login   |   Register
Follow Us
Indyaspeak @ Facebook Indyaspeak @ Twitter Indyaspeak @ Pinterest RSS



Play Free Quiz and Win Cash