you are an Internet Junkie when...
When asked to your address, your answer begins with http://
Instead of calling you to dinner,
Kindly propose !
Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where conversation
turned to the subject of marriage. Dave
Computer Viruses
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS:
Your 1.3gb hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80mb and then slowly expands back
Ad Space!
Microsoft to sell Ad space in error messages
Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising
Software ADs on Doordarshan!
"The man , The Machine, The Software - PeopleSoft VII"
Boy - "I am a PB boy"
Girl - "
Techronia Phone Support
When the statement "Click Here" isn't clear enough; when "Press any
key to continue..."
Buying E-beg.com
A poor, downtrodden beggar stands on the street, not having much luck. Exasperated and hungry he dec
10 Commandments Of E-Mail
Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line.
Thou shalt edit any quoted text down t
India and Pakistan: partition lessons
The sixtieth anniversary of the independence of Pakistan and India on 14-15 August 2007 has prompted
Error Messages
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire become a great writer.
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