IT company


Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You`re all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat. So don`t trouble the other employees.
The cannibals promise not to trouble the other employees.
A month later the boss returns and says: "You`re all working very hard, and I`m very satisfied with all of you. However, one of our cleaners has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"
The cannibals disavowed all knowledge of the missing cleaner.
After the boss left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others: "Which of you idiots ate the cleaner?"
A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals says: "You fool! For four weeks we`ve been eating Team Leaders, Managers, and Project Managers so no one would notice anything, and you have to go and eat the cleaner!"

306 Like 51 Dislike
Previous articles Next articles
Other articles

Pilot`s eyesight!
An airline pilot with poor eyesight managed to pass his periodic vision exams by memorizing the ey

Rapid Weight Loss Diet Plan
Follow a three-stage rapid weight loss diet plan to shed off those extra pounds in a few days time.

India and Pakistan: partition lessons
The sixtieth anniversary of the independence of Pakistan and India on 14-15 August 2007 has prompted

Weight Lifting Exercise Chart
Weight lifting is a great way of muscle building, reducing body fat, and shaping your body. Before p

Managing client expectations
Managing client expectations before, during, and after a project is completed, is a difficult task f

Tech Support!!
Why we should feel sorry for tech support people:
A woman called the Canon help desk with a pr

Technically correct!!!
A helicopter was flying above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's

How to Start a Conversation With a Girl
For most guys, it is tough striking a conversation with a girl they like. The problem with guys usua

India's 2009 General Election Delivers A Surprise Outcome
Contrary to exit poll findings and widespread expectations of a closely fought race, India's ruling

The writer and his art
It was a holiday. But before I would enjoy the mood, I was disturbed by an inexplicable wave of thou

Sign up to write
Sign up now if you have flare of writing..
Login   |   Register
Follow Us
Indyaspeak @ Facebook Indyaspeak @ Twitter Indyaspeak @ Pinterest RSS



Play Free Quiz and Win Cash